Your snake is trying to tell you something. stuff, this wasn't supposed to happen today, but I suppose we have no choice.
Put on some clothes and travel to your nearest gas station. Ask for the manager. He/She will ask you what you request, and tell them the secret code phrase "Vesu". They'll ask you to get in their car, don't take it suspiciously just go with it.
The ride will take about 2 or 3 days, but you'll reach a remote desert in the south of the U.S.. You'll see a somewhat hidden altar with several black-robed people chanting something. Go stand in the center, and then you'll realize your true destiny