Author Topic: When there's heat around me my snake starts to itch.  (Read 2288 times)

Well, this has been happening since I was eleven. Every time I go outside when it's a heat wave, my snake just itches like crazy. Also, when the heater is on while I'm sleeping. Does anyone know why this happens? If you do, please tell me.

Playing with your snake is a sin.

dude you just talked about not commencing un-married love and now your posting about your std???

Playing with your snake is a sin.

OH MY GOD YOU ARE LITERALLY THE BEST PERSON EVER
« Last Edit: December 14, 2013, 04:05:35 PM by Kimono »

When I get hit in the snake it starts to itch

you need to repeatedly slip a serrated metal sleeve around your snake to change the dispersion of heat

probably got some sort of STI from all that premarital love you're having

the devil has taken possesion of your genitals, go to the nearest church and ask the father for a remedy

It doesn't have to do with love, it's just itching when there's heat...

It doesn't have to do with love, it's just itching when there's heat...
heat as in friction?

sinner!

It means it's going to fall off in 2 weeks


It doesn't have to do with love, it's just itching when there's heat...

like your pastor's breath?

Your snake is trying to tell you something. stuff, this wasn't supposed to happen today, but I suppose we have no choice.

Put on some clothes and travel to your nearest gas station. Ask for the manager. He/She will ask you what you request, and tell them the secret code phrase "Vesu". They'll ask you to get in their car, don't take it suspiciously just go with it.

The ride will take about 2 or 3 days, but you'll reach a remote desert in the south of the U.S.. You'll see a somewhat hidden altar with several black-robed people chanting something. Go stand in the center, and then you'll realize your true destiny

like your pastor's breath?
was this supposed to make sense

Guys, I'm just asking what the problem is.