Walk on Water (PROFIT)

[Pillow Pants]

Just when you thought there wasn't any other way to exploit religion for money, Ladies and Gentlemen, the waterproof bible.

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Matthew 12:24-22
"And Jesus said, let's all buy waterproof bibles and read in the water!"

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[XR-7]

Lol wat.  Who would buy that?
Maybe they live in a flood plain.

[xSetrox]

i'm catholic but
what is this
you can just swim and do whatever and then when you're done you can read the bible.

[Anti-Block]

just in case of a flood, noah, take this waterproof bible

[Pillow Pants]

i'm catholic but
what is this
you can just swim and do whatever and then when you're done you can read the bible.

It's just one of the many ways to flaunt around how hardcore Christian you are to everyone else.

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i have no problem with people reading the bible but im not sure if people would want to read the bible underwater

[.:FancyPants:.]

if someone drowns reading one of these i think i'll just toss my computer out a window

[AdinX]

Now I can praise satan Jesus while I scuba dive
And all the little fishes can sing whatever that song was from little mermaid

[XR-7]

I'm Christian and its stupid.  Won't be long 'fore they're out of business lol looks like some Bible Camp gone over the top.

It's just one of the many ways to flaunt around how hardcore Christian you are to everyone else.

I think it's more wannabe.  Publicity.

if someone drowns reading one of these i think i'll just toss my computer out a window

Guiness World Record for longest time to read a Bible underwater.

[xSetrox]

who even reads the bible while water skiing?
and while swimming?

[XR-7]

who even reads the bible while water skiing?

Seems dangerous.

Next, let's make a Bible you can read while driving.

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just in case of a flood, noah, take this waterproof bible

lmao

[Pillow Pants]

who even reads the bible while water skiing?
and while swimming?

Maggy, we're going to need you to hold this bible while trying your hardest to hold on! Good luck!

[Katadeus]

Guiness World Record for longest time to read a Bible underwater.

"only the true believers can last over 4 minutes"
this is the solution to all of our problems
if they do die it's obviously because they don't believe and they had it coming

[XR-7]

"only the true believers can last over 4 minutes"
this is the solution to all of our problems
if they do die it's obviously because they don't believe and they had it coming

You Laugh You Lose lol that made me smile :D