Walk on Water (PROFIT)

[Caribou]

Next up, the freezable Bible!

[Ad Bot]

[blazerblock2]

if someone drowns reading one of these i think i'll just toss my computer out a window

I haven't lol'd so hard in my life

[Anti-Block]

Next up, the freezable Bible!

are you tired of your bibles erupting in flame every time you light them on fire?

introducing the fire-proof bible! printed on slabs on concrete, this authentic 200 ton bible is sure to wow folks, from ancient sandal wearing messiahs to cynical arsonists!

[Lego lad]

So this is what Noah read on the ark.

[Anti-Block]

So this is what Noah read on the ark.

"honey get the kids we're making a giant boat and putting a stuff ton of animals on it"

"okay sounds reasonable"

"also i'm bringing my water proof bible'

"what the forget? weirdo"

[Mister Cheese]

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