what would be hilarious was if it was actually some sort of device that has a sideways pistol inside it that is already sort of pistol-shaped and clearly has some sort of mechanism that the player pulls in order to pull the sideways pistol's trigger by proxylike it's technically sideways but there is clearly way more effort put into firing it sideways then required
like not only is the joke bad but your avatar is smiling like "SEE THAT? I DID THAT. THAT IS MY JOKE." and its still a stuff joke