How do I change my Name on the Forums?

[bumblebee]

Hey, I just stumbled upon my account and I really don't like my name. (made it when I was like 10)
Help? 

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[Zeblote]

You don't

[Lugnut]

you can
A: make a new one, buy a new key (for like $6) and use that account
B: pm badspot nicely and cross your fingers