"Never forget what you are, for surely the world will not. Make it your strength. Then it can never be your weakness. Armour yourself in it, and it will never be used to hurt you."
- Tyrion Lannister
A Song of Ice and Fire - A Game of Thrones
Tyrion Lannister on he'd like to die. "In my bed, at the age of 80, with a belly full of wine and a girl's mouth around my rooster."
A Song of Ice and Fire - A Game of Thrones
Plus all of OP's quotes.