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[Muslim]

CHRISTMAS Y'ALL

GOOGLE CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN RIGHT NOW

[Ad Bot]

[TrainandSpacelover]

woot woot

[Bahamut]

googling santa will make santa ride across your screen

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http://emailsanta.com/clock.asp

googling santa will make santa ride across your screen

I got it when I looked up Christmas Island too.

[auzman466]

http://www.santabot.com/

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I'M OVERDONE.

[Cancel]

I'M OVERDONE.

>implying i have experience in tasting stuff

[Boink!]

   You: you're a richard
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.

santabot you motherforgeter

[CreamTurk3y]

You: Have I been good this year?
Santa: I know you're on your .

Oh, Santa.

[Cookiez664]

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You: are you gay?
Santa: As a machine I am not really interested in love.lol

[e-maxx]

You: how many elfs do you have? Santa: Not as many as you might think.
You: are they mexican? Santa: As far as I know they are.

whoa santa be outsourcing his jobs

[Skip]

I must be getting old since I didn't even notice.
Old and broke.

[Cancel]

Skip you're so old!

[st8terblock]

You: fight me
Santa: OK Let's talk about you.

lol

You: you're a dumb bot what are you going to do about it
Santa: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

uh

You: forget off fatty.
Santa: Are you aware that the Santa server logs and records all conversations?

jesus

You: My richard sure his name is pants.
Santa: Where did you get your richard sure his name is pants?

lol

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GODDAMNIT SANTA NOW WHAT