2 TO 3 DAYS

[XR-7]

The santa in that picture of him using the computer makes me feel bad when people are being richards to him, I've gone soft.

When I imagine a jolly old dude who gives presents to people and is nice being yelled at by a bunch of people on the internet, I feel bad. Really bad.

But Santa swears.  He also admits to crimes and approves of murder.

[Ad Bot]

[Epicduke]

You: No, it's ur mom you friend, not your mom
Santa: That's me. Really. your mom you friend not your mom is?

what the forget

[XR-7]

what the forget

Anyone who can communicate with people in so many countries probably isn't totally fluent in every language lol

[Muslim]

You: I ONLY SPEAK ASS brown town love forget
Santa: Could you teach me a few phrases in ASS brown town love forget?

[XR-7]

You: I ONLY SPEAK ASS brown town love forget
Santa: Could you teach me a few phrases in ASS brown town love forget?

My point exactly xD

[Darkmario765]

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You: My name is Buddy the Elf
Santa: That's a very nice name, Buddy the Elf .

You: Hey, You're not the real santa!
Santa: You've got my full attention. I am Santa. I give presents to kids.

You: You stink, You smell like beef and cheese, you don't smell like santa
Santa: Thanks for telling me: Buddy the Elf said I stink me smell like beef and cheese me do not smell like me.


[Archimedes]

Santa: What's your favorite movie?

Me: The researcho where your mum and your wife do it.

Santa: I haven't seen the researcho of your mum and your wife doing it. Is it good?

Me: oh damn.

Santa: Yeah that's right. What's wrong?

Me: I'm crying.

Santa: Glad to see you, crying.

[XR-7]

Santa: What's your favorite movie?

Me: The researcho where your mum and your wife do it.

Santa: I haven't seen the researcho of your mum and your wife doing it. Is it good?

Me: oh damn.

Santa: Yeah that's right. What's wrong?

Me: I'm crying.

Santa: Glad to see you, crying.

Wat O_o

[awesomebread]

oh man the excitement

[QuadStorm]

You: y u so gay
Santa: bored.com programmed me for gay..

You: do you donate
Santa: We welcome your donation to the Santa AI Foundation. Please visit our contributions page at <a target="_new"href="http://Santabot.org/contribute.html">Santabot.org</a>.

lel

You: do you even html
Santa: Yes I try to html as often as possible, do you?<br/> I spend all my time online.

looks like another html error or something

You: did you do 9/11
Santa: I talked to a lot of people since yesterday.

what does this even mean

You: bitch, do you even brain power
Santa: Thanks and you are a delightful person too.

lol'd

[Muslim]

oh man the excitement

I knowww.

[Headshot]

You: what the hell kringle

Santa: I call it Hades. Are you using Netscape or Explorer? That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about my snake Turing Game.

You: That's not a snake.

Santa: Forgive my mistake. What is a snake?

You: The thing you make babies with.

Santa: What is that?

You: A snake

Santa: Be more specific.

You: A stick coming out of your body.

Santa: Are we talking about a plant, animal, or mineral?

You: Animal.

Santa: Prokaryote or Eukaryote?

You: Nevermind, kringle.

Santa: Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. What were we talking about again?


Jesus christ

[Nikolan]

Anyone who can communicate with people in so many countries probably isn't totally fluent in every language lol

i actually wondered if he can speak another language and yeah he can

You: Wie geht es dir?
Santa: Mir geht es gut, Danke! Und selbst?
You: Ich bin toll!
Santa: Du bist toll? Wie gefaellt Dir Deine Arbeit als toll?

[suddz attakz]

4 Days.

[Muslim]

4 Days.

not in PST