Blockland in real life

[Bolt the thunderhog]

I try to go to farlands,my organs was twisted up and I died of heart failure.

[Ad Bot]

[QuadStorm]

I got a printable 1x2 brick and printed a 100 dollar bill on it, and I got arrested for "making counterfeit money".

[Bolt the thunderhog]

I got a printable 1x2 brick and printed a 100 dollar bill on it, and I got arrested for "making counterfeit money".

I lol'd ^

[Theepicman]

So I asked my trusted second friend to fish for me, but he came back two hours later saying the water does not move and the only type of fish were sharks and pirannahs which tried to kill him.

[SWAT One]

When I was at my school's talent show, this idiot kid was playing as a magician.  He swung his wand around and accidentally the entire school auditorium.

[QuadStorm]

I saw a Lamborghini, so I took it for a spin and got arrested for grand theft auto. When I tried to bail myself out by bribing     the police using the /donate command, they stared at me funny. I kept trying to ctrl k out of jail, but I got stares from the other inmates instead. A week later I tried to escape via a vent and got stuck in it. I tried to ask a admin to fetch me, but the cops got me instead. When I finally escaped jail, someone threw a snowball at me, so I returned fire and ended up killing them. I tried the /call command to dial 911, and people thought I was insane. I instead tried to hide the evidence, but I just kept flinging it around everywhere. I decided to get in my jeep to leave the server, but the road kept on going on and on. Then the police in their sports cars rammed my car and we all got flinged to space, where we all slammed into the ISS and died. I then tried to click to respawn, and I woke up poking the wall.

[LeetZero]

I tried to rapidfire with the hammer to wake someone up since he was afk.
Well... It didn't go well.

[Twenky]

change the title to lame blockland jokes

[LeetZero]

change the title to lame blockland jokes

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[Rusty]

I asked my mother if I can 'b doge' whilst dressed as a dog with a bear face whilst saying 'woof woof' repeatedly. My mother sent me to a mental institute.

[Iron]

I saw a Lamborghini, so I took it for a spin and got arrested for grand theft auto. When I tried to bail myself out by bribing     the police using the /donate command, they stared at me funny. I kept trying to ctrl k out of jail, but I got stares from the other inmates instead. A week later I tried to escape via a vent and got stuck in it. I tried to ask a admin to fetch me, but the cops got me instead. When I finally escaped jail, someone threw a snowball at me, so I returned fire and ended up killing them. I tried the /call command to dial 911, and people thought I was insane. I instead tried to hide the evidence, but I just kept flinging it around everywhere. I decided to get in my jeep to leave the server, but the road kept on going on and on. Then the police in their sports cars rammed my car and we all got flinged to space, where we all slammed into the ISS and died. I then tried to click to respawn, and I woke up poking the wall.

How 2 poke?

[Kevso]

I painted someone with my spray can, but instead of ignoring me they chased me with a hammer.

[Swollow]

an hero Self Delete by ctrl k

[Subpixel]

I can't figure out how to do any keystrokes. Where's the keyboard?

[Hansome duded]

I can't figure out how to do any keystrokes. Where's the keyboard?

When I try to hit the keyboard I end up with spam.