Do YOU believe in Santa?

[bejacks]

no he's the president geez

No, but he's frequently sighted in woodland areas.

[Ad Bot]

[Moppy]

What's the point of this topic?  It's like saying "Is Obama a person?"

Is he?

No, he's not.
Your parents and the media convinced you that Obama is a person so you'll purchase government healthcare like a good little US citizen.
But secretly Obama is your parents.

[XR-7]

No, but he's frequently sighted in woodland areas.

No. He came from Hawaii.  He's a creation from the depths of a volcano.

[Midevil Warrior]

But secretly Obama is your parents.

What? Parentcare?

[Swat 3]

swat what sickminded wet dreams have you been dreaming

al of 'em aboout the fat mun rapin u bb~

[Theepicman]

Guys he's real! Santa Claus is cumming!

[Gumba Jonny]

Santa should change back to his green outfit

[Bahamut]

ummm who ELSE wuld bring my xmas presentz.... ugh

[Renderman]

Guys he's real! Santa Claus is cumming!

"santa claus is cumming, in town..."

[Sentry]

would this count as gore

It's not real. Just really good effects.

Also I believe in Morgan Freeman