When OP referred to him as a "Blander" I realized, I think I know who he is now.
While OP was screaming at his mom for another pop tart and typing as fast as he can, He misspelled "Blender" Which would make sense how he "dieng" in an electrical fire. He possibly spilled egg eggnog all over the outlet. Causing it to burn to death.
TL;DR Kfamped is a Blender and died by getting shorted out