What would you actually do during a real lockdown at your school?

[jarelash]

I'd be scared a bit, but I'd try to stay calm, then try to plan with whoever is with me, should we try to run away or hide and stay quiet. If anyone has a cellphone, he should call the cops. If the shooter happens to enter the classroom we are in, I'd either dive out of the window and hope for the best, or try to reason with the guy/girl.

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[XR-7]

I'd grab either my katana or Louisville Slugger from my room and hit dat baddy on the noggin.

Why does your teacher keep a katana in the room O_o

[fireking]

open the window and jump out
second floor? get a rope
no rope? MAKE a rope

[Zloff]

throw stuff at him from a safe distance

[Bisjac]

cower in the corner of the room with everyone else. stay and close as possible.

[Tonkka²]

like that one survivor of Columbine

I recently read about the Columbine massacre. Its pretty brutal, but you just have to appreciate the shooters attitude about the whole thing:

Harris walked over to the table across from the lower computer row, slapped the surface twice and knelt, saying "Peek-a-boo" to 17-year-old Cassie Bernall before shooting her once in the head, killing her instantly.

This was during the time while the run-gun-fun duo were in the school library and picking off students who desperately hid under the library desks. It must have been hell being on the bad side of those kids.
In case someone entered the building armed, i would probably hide in a classroom with other people and barricade the door with whatever desks and bookcases.

Then i would proceed peeing my pants.

[BluetoothBoy]

Why does your teacher keep a katana in the room O_o

My school is my house. I have a katana and a baseball bat leaning up against my armoire right next to me.

[Jairo]

armoire

why can't you just said wardrobe

[XR-7]

Grab two pairs of scissors and walk into the hallway.  Throw a pair of scissors across the floor to the gunman and say, "Let's do dis one on one!"

My school is my house. I have a katana and a baseball bat leaning up against my armoire right next to me.

Oh yeah forgot you were homeschooled.  Why would a gunman go shoot up your house, though?  Unless he's a robber of course.

why can't you just said wardrobe

Cause armoires are awesome.

[BluetoothBoy]

why can't you just said wardrobe

Because that sound weirder, can be taken in multiple ways, and the actual name of the piece of furniture is armoire.

Oh yeah forgot you were homeschooled.  Why would a gunman go shoot up your house, though?  Unless he's a robber of course.

Well, why would someone shoot up a school? There is no good reason for either.

[XR-7]

Well, why would someone shoot up a school? There is no good reason for either.

Well of course no good reason.  People only do it cause there is a high amount of people in them.

[Jairo]

Well, why would someone shoot up a school? There is no good reason for either.

Well of course no good reason.  People only do it cause there is a high amount of people in them.

I'm guessing you guys have never looked at the news or gone outside before

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people acting like they wouldn't frantically piss and stuff themselves while screaming for dear life lol

[Muslim]

I recently read about the Columbine massacre. Its pretty brutal, but you just have to appreciate the shooters attitude about the whole thing:This was during the time while the run-gun-fun duo were in the school library and picking off students who desperately hid under the library desks. It must have been hell being on the bad side of those kids.

I don't know about you but I don't really "appreciate" that attitude. But yeah, that's why I try to stay on the nice side of people who are bullied a lot.
 

people acting like they wouldn't frantically piss and stuff themselves while screaming for dear life lol

this. but if i were able to think instead of frantically pissing and stuffting myself, id probably either run or try to like, feign support for the shooters to get on their good side for as long as possible. nother good thing to do is (read this from a book called "Hey Nostradamus!") flip up a table if you're in a cafeteria setting, then use it as a barricade. charge the shooters if there's ever any conflict, and smash 'em. thanks, books! that book was also the inspiration for this thread [just to prove that im not a madman]

[ResonKinetic]

Lock myself in a room with several students and have an orgy.

But then again, I don't exactly go to school anymore, so it might be kinda creepy.

I'm okay with creepy.