Author Topic: The Right Advice - ROUND 4  (Read 3404 times)

Submit completely serious questions to me in the comments below, and I will give you my best, honest, advice. Do not ask me about video games. Real-life problems.

These include:

Trouble At School
Homework Help
Raped At Work
Raped At School
Raped At Home
Raped On A Plane
Raped On Television
First Aid Help
Injuries
Social Issues
Girlfriend Trouble
Marriage Counseling
Gay Trouble (Coming out of the Closet/Boyfriend/Girlfriends)
More


Trust me. I'm a therapist.
(NO SILLY QUESTIONS)

The topic will remain locked while I am replying.

ANSWERS:

Round 1
Round 2
Round 3
« Last Edit: December 27, 2013, 04:15:17 PM by Zealott »

Is it rape if a woman does it?

Is this supposed to be like the thing "Adoseofbuckley" does called "Advice that no one asked for"?
Anyways
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I have blood clotting up in my Big Toe, and my second biggest toe under the nail from kicking a door. What should I do?

would jherhytgurthugrugnhirhtuthktt accidently my system?

Why do Blockheads hardly listen?

Is it rape if a woman does it?
about this. ive heard that women can actually rape men(probably totally bullstuff) but how?

Will I stop being violated
« Last Edit: December 28, 2013, 04:01:32 PM by Torin0101 »

I would ask but its too gross
on other hands
what does it feel like to have your richard chopped off?

how do i delete system32

ROUND 1:

Is it rape if a woman does it?
As an avid Tumblr feminist, I can assure you that Women are incapable of any form of loveual harassment, and are purely victims. The man is a hardcore rapist child enthusiast under any situation.

I have blood clotting up in my Big Toe, and my second biggest toe under the nail from kicking a door. What should I do?
Just cut off your legs with a chainsaw like this inspirational man on the Jeremy Springer show. You'll save a lot of money on medical bills. Be sure to cauterize the legs afterwards, because losing blood could be dangerous.

Here is a guide on how to safely cauterize the dismembered body parts.

would jherhytgurthugrugnhirhtuthktt accidently my system?
I've had to ask my Technical Support friend over at Windows for advice on this one. Here's his reply.
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Dave: Yes.

Why do Blockheads hardly listen?
Probably because they are all confirmed as male. Men are confirmed to be less intelligent and have weaker attention spans than Women. It's just more rapist-male-stupidity.

about this. ive heard that women can actually rape men(probably totally bullstuff) but how?
As said previously, Women are incapable of loveual harassment. The filthy (lesser) male gender most likely forced them to become drunk or intoxicated, and unwillingly caused them to be raped.

buecuz meincruft is betur!1!! Strapons?
Futa?
It is not your job to respond in this topic. Leave now.

what does it feel like to have your richard chopped off?
I actually know this from personal experience. As I said before, I was ashamed of my manliness, so I did the above. My life was much better once I succummbed to the greater Female gender.

I can only describe it as a flurry of joy and peacefulness. Just be sure to cauterize it (explained above) afterwards.

how do i delete system32
System32 is only found on Windows Computers. Apple makes the only good computers. You see, in 1955, Apple was researching advanced computer science. Steve Jobs was the founder and Bill Gates the co-founder. He never did anything for the company, and was only there because Steve Jobs felt bad for him. Bill Gates betrayed the company, stealing all of Microsoft's hard work and research, forming his own Satanic Male-Superiority brand, "Microsoft". I suggest destroying your computer immediately, and heading to your nearest Apple Store for rehabilitation.


how do i download more ram

Is it okay to shoot random non-pirates in far cry 3?

I was instructed by an omnipotent force to post in this topic; I have no way to prevent myself

how do i combat the patriarchy without ample amounts of castration

because i can't think of any other way