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REALLY KIND OF DISGUSTING INVOLVES CANNIBALISM

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nal had love with pacha and ate his head. this started a few days ago when pacha called nal and said "hey lets have a forgetfest" begrudgingly and after much consideration nal said yes, but he had an evil plan and he was going to beat off and beat up poor pacha... who would be his love slave as he took on a dahmer-esque trip to fantasyland. He called up pacha a few hours after the first call and said "Uhhhh, lets do this, i guess" and Nal drove over to Pacha's house, which was really close because you know they know each other IRL. so they enjoyed some nice love, and you know, i guess as a police officer, ive got to kinda skip the loveual stuff. but then they had love near the end of the night. nal gripped pacha's... snake, and then as pacha slid back onto the couch, Nal leaped on top of him. pacha thought it was just another love game, but nal instead took his head and bit into it with his very elongated and stretchy mouth. it formed cracks in the back and forehead of pacha's head, and then nal took his two front teeth and jabbed them into the top of pacha's head, causing a geyser of blood to erupt, and pacha, screaming, tried to run away, but nal grabbed a wooden board with a nail at the end that they had used to beat up little kids, and smashed it over pacha's head, into the hole, causing maximum pain. nal continued to shave off pacha's head while pacha was awake, and the ritual went on and on until pacha died.
« Last Edit: December 28, 2013, 02:00:02 PM by Muslim »

REALLY KIND OF DISGUSTING INVOLVES CANNIBALISM
nal had love with pacha and ate his head. this started a few days ago when pacha called nal and said "hey lets have a forgetfest" begrudgingly and after much consideration nal said yes, but he had an evil plan and he was going to beat off and beat up poor pacha... who would be his love slave as he took on a dahmer-esque trip to fantasyland. He called up pacha a few hours after the first call and said "Uhhhh, lets do this, i guess" and Nal drove over to Pacha's house, which was really close because you know they know each other IRL. so they enjoyed some nice love, and you know, i guess as a police officer, ive got to kinda skip the loveual stuff. but then they had love near the end of the night. nal gripped pacha's... snake, and then as pacha slid back onto the couch, Nal leaped on top of him. pacha thought it was just another love game, but nal instead took his head and bit into it with his very elongated and stretchy mouth. it formed cracks in the back and forehead of pacha's head, and then nal took his two front teeth and jabbed them into the top of pacha's head, causing a geyser of blood to erupt, and pacha, screaming, tried to run away, but nal grabbed a wooden board with a nail at the end that they had used to beat up little kids, and smashed it over pacha's head, into the hole, causing maximum pain. nal continued to shave off pacha's head while pacha was awake, and the ritual went on and on until pacha died.
jesus christ take that out of the code brackets it's literally like 6 times my monitor






does anyone got any more fanfics

Can someone write a fanfiction for this ship? pls

is it that time again?

last time i wrote one i got drama'd

I guess you can say those two are great...

...pals

I guess you can say those two are great...

...pals
you win the thread