Has anything embarrasing ever happened to you in-real-life?

[Johnny Blockhead]

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Once, when I was in third grade, I had a crush (not really, I was in 3rd grade remember). I don't really know what my though-process was, but something convinced me to repeat some stuff I read from the forums (this is not a good thing to do in public). It was something about boobs and that pissed her off and well, the teacher had some weird reports that day. The weird thing is that I still know her today, I hope she forgot that... encounter.

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[Theepicman]

When I was in dinner I was about to fart. So I silenced it and it stank up the entire room because silent farts=more smell.

[ebube4356]

I got a boner in class when I was looking at the teacher. Almost all the girls were looking at me in a 0-0 way, and all the boys were laughing.

[psychomutt]

i had to go to the bathroom really bad but the teacher wouldnt let me because we just got back from lunch and then i pissed myself

[Theepicman]

I got a boner in class when I was looking at the teacher. Almost all the girls were looking at me in a 0-0 way, and all the boys were laughing.

Watch as the boys get boners soon and you'll be laughing at them.

[Caribou]

I once gave a speech during show and tell, and made a gigantic fart. It was humiliating. Now I know never to eat broccoli again before a presentation.

[Kimono]

i came here too early

no good stories yet

[ebube4356]

I once gave a speech during show and tell, and made a gigantic fart. It was humiliating. Now I know never to eat broccoli again before a presentation.

Dear God, I thought everyone hated broccoli.

[Ravencroft7]

I spilled an empty bottle of water.

[ABlockOfCheese]

I spilled an empty bottle of water.

damn.  How did you ever get past it?

[Ravencroft7]

damn.  How did you ever get past it?

I blew my load 50 times in one minute

[TurnipBlog]

I volunteer worked on Halloween this year and when I spooked a crowed, a seven year old kid told me to "kiss his ass." I hate ignorant and snotty kids of today's society. His parents were right next to him too and didn't correct him or show any signs of discipline. 

[-Pablo-]

I volunteer worked on Halloween this year and when I spooked a crowed, a seven year old kid told me to "kiss his ass." I hate ignorant and snotty kids of today's society. His parents were right next to him too and didn't correct him or show any signs of discipline. 

he messed with the family for the last time

[Malleo100]

I once sharted in my 6th grade class and said it out loud

[Torin0101]

I volunteer worked on Halloween this year and when I spooked a crowed, a seven year old kid told me to "kiss his ass." I hate ignorant and snotty kids of today's society. His parents were right next to him too and didn't correct him or show any signs of discipline. 

kiss his ass