weirdest dream you've ever had

[psychomutt]

the weirdest dream i ever had was that there were these four guys doing a competition of how much of their richard they could eat off, but they coated it in ice cream so that there was something good to come out of it. then theyd put cups on their richards after they ate their richard in private and all compare them to see who ate the most off of theirs.

[Ad Bot]

[Boink!]

what the forget

[Bopizku]

how are we supposed to follow that up? god damn

[Champion]

the weirdest dream i had was: i was in some sort of cave, where i just roamed around, and basically i saw someone so i asked them:
"what is this place?"
then they told me:
"KILL YOURSELF OR BAN" so then i went to some sort of island in the sky and asked someone:
"hey hows it going"
then they replied with:
"SUPER AUTISM!"
then i woke up

[Boink!]

i had a dream where i was buttloving a love doll that looked like selena gomez

[mod-man]

i had a dream i was at a grocery store and my friends where there for some reason. i told them i was gonna go wait for my ride so i went outside and waited. now i had no idea what i was waiting for, but all the sudden skill4life pulls up in a couch with wheels. we drive down to the westboro baptist church to have spaghetti dinners with them


i dont even know skill4life

[Gumba Jonny]

probably this one where i just woke up and had a silenced low caliber rifle that i had to use to carry out a hit on my brother for some reason
the gun itself was really weird because it was bulky but could be held with one hand
killing my brother was weird because the aiming was like GoldenEye 007 and my brother didn't die from one shot to the head
he started to groan like a bear so i got scared and started shooting him until he went limp

to this day i think of how stuffty that gun was

[Epicduke]

et slit my throat with his fingernail after melting my brothers room

[Jairo]

I was a panda and I stomped tomatoes

EDIT: misspelled tomatoes :(

[Kimono]

probably the dream in which my friend's girlfriend (now mine ;)) ) was pregnant and me and my friends had to defend her from terrorists because her dad was secretly a multi-million dollar gang leader and her child would be the heir to the throne

i had an AK47

[Champion]

I was a panda and I stomped tomatos

[Jairo]

goml

[Champion]

goml

stomp on me one more time motherforgeter
i dare you

[Yosher]

How the hell is anyone supposed to rival the story in the OP? That's just about as weird as it gets.

[foulprairiedog]

i had a dream that there was a car accident in front of my house
and then i went back inside to my room but the guy in the car crash was sleeping in my bed
so i told him to get the forget out so he sat up, and his face was a television
and he hands me a tv remote and tells me to change it to something nice
so i press the button but all the channels were tragic stuff like car crashes and house fires
and then i woke up