The AMRAAMs I fire both hit. One is a confirmed kill. I fire two more, and those bombers go down in a slow, burning fashion. I line up on the wing of the next bomber, and fire my gun right down it's wing. Smoke pours from it, as the bomber roles over.
The RWR blares, before I have time to react, something big explodes.
*BOOM*
The aircraft spins wildly, but isn't burning. An alarm blares in the roosterpit. I am loosing altitude rapidly.
The Flatpack recovers easily. I pull up just above the cloud layer. The displays report forward and rear radar failures, hydraulics jammed, radio transmitter damage, and airframe damages.
"This is Te-pest, I -een -it. Th fa-pac is damaged, I'm fi- tho,"
Fuel reports it's leaking but the leak is closing.
"T-st, egress- bal-space,"
The alcohol. It had to be the alcohol..