The stuffty Superpower Game

[ResonKinetic]

the book only works on you

the ability to forget money and get that bitches

[Ad Bot]

[Snaked_Snake]

You get the opposite

I wan to be able to become any age I want.

[ResonKinetic]

you feel excruciating pain to an unbearable degree every time you change ages. the pain eventually makes all of your senses nullified and you become a useless heap of matter and thoughts

the end

The ability to defecate urine.

[Dragonslayer182]

You piss stuff

You can literally stare a hole in the wall

[Zanaran2]

The hole you opened contains spiders and bees.

The ability to create friendly spiders and bees.

[Biohazard]

they're only friendly to other people

the ability to meme at will

[IronMelon]

Everyone hates memes.

The ability to walk through objects.

[LegendZ]

you leave a part of you every time you do that and soon die of internal bleeding.

The ability to bees.

[Zanaran2]

you can only bees to maxwell at 4 pm on a wednesday three days before a simultaneous solar eclipse and blue moon

pancake power

[Menen]

you become a pancake. the change is one way and irreversible.

The ability to extend deadlines

[Flatflyer]

the difficulty of what you are doing is also increased when you extend the deadline


the ability to summon meme bees

[Scaredhappyguy]

You get meme spiders instead.

The ability to become anything you want.

[pefu19]

I become a virgin

The ability to turn virgins into non-virgins

[Scaredhappyguy]

You can only turn ugly 5 year olds into non-virgins.

The ability to have all the s in the jar.

[dudeman162]

The cookies are sugar free burnt cookies with tofu replacing the chocolate chips

The ability to not have the below user to corrupt any superpower I have.