The stuffty Superpower Game

[takato14]

I wish I could be.

explain thyself immediately

you become the most drama'd and hated forum user

the ability to make anyone of the opposite love and of the same age as you that you meet fall in love with you instantly

OT: you're gay

lack of all emotions except happiness

[Ad Bot]

[dudeman162]

People will then proceed to break and steal your stuff, harm your family, and you don't have the anger to get back at them because you feel like a room without a roof.

The ability to hold a tesseract in my hand.

[Flatflyer]

It explodes shortly after you hold it

The ability to get a paypal account :(

[Abstath]

Your parents get mad at you

The ability to be productive

[dudeman162]

North Koreans love productive workers. You are best factory worker!!!!


The ability to be infinitely witty at any time's notice.

[Cassord²]

But only at the most inappropriate times.

The power to clean anything instantly.

[Zanaran2]

You can't clean yourself. Hinthint: Any-THING. You eventually die from sloth.

The power to have infinitely quenched thirst.

[The Subject]

You die from dehydration.
The power to power other powers by powering the power my power powers so it can power the power of others to power the power station.

[Pie Crust]

The world gets stuck in an infinite loop.

I have the power to know the result of 0/0.

[Menen]

The knowledge drives you mad, and you become a vegetable.

The power to know when my eggs are perfectly cooked

[Wilsonhigsbury]

When the egg is perfectly cooked, you lose one of your eggs.

The ability to be amazing at something.

[ResonKinetic]

You become amazing at being a national socialist. gg

the ability to get stuff done instead of procrastinating on the autism forums

[Menen]

you get literal stuff done, so you can go to the bathroom fast

Post-It notes appear on people when i snap my fingers

[Flatflyer]

a post it note also appears on your fingers.

the ability to throw swords and have them magically return to me

[Abstath]

They return at high speeds, but they don't stop

The ability to simply fly