Almost had a heart attack last night...

[Juicy Drop Pop]

STORY TIME! It was almost one in the morning and I was downstairs playing Blockland all on my own in the middle of a stormy, scary night.
A while before that I had just finished watching a horror film with a friend on my PC, now an important thing to note here is; I don't have computer speakers, only headphones...which means whenever I want someone else around me to be able to here audio I have to turn the volume to maximum and place the headphones on my desk. Sadly I forget to turn the volume back down after I put them back on, so after I returned to my Blockland window I made a terrible mistake...

I meant to press B to open my brick menu, however I accidentally reached for N...which is my alarm emote key. I wasn't even aware of what I had done until the deafening noise emitted into my ears, I let out a short, loud scream while at least a litre of urine soaked into my pants.


The End.

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[Nikolan]

you pissed yourself because of blockland

you're really getting places kid

[Yndaaa~]

Once upon a time on a night very much the same as this one, I was enjoying myself some gaming and Skype. In this game I had to adjust audio so I could hear the Skype call reasonably. Upon returning to my game I was confronted with the task of repeatedly tapping the.... SHIFT key, that was when it happened, sticky keys forcefully threw me from my game with a mighty cry of a windows pop up sound, my ears rang for minutes and even those on Skype were concerned about the noise. I went to bed with a terrible headache that night.
And the worst part?
sticky keys
still haunts these computers
to this very day...

[Alyx Vance]

Once upon a time on a night very much the same as this one, I was enjoying myself some gaming and Skype. In this game I had to adjust audio so I could hear the Skype call reasonably. Upon returning to my game I was confronted with the task of repeatedly tapping the.... SHIFT key, that was when it happened, sticky keys forcefully threw me from my game with a mighty cry of a windows pop up sound, my ears rang for minutes and even those on Skype were concerned about the noise. I went to bed with a terrible headache that night.
And the worst part?
sticky keys
still haunts these computers
to this very day...

Thats always the first thing I disable when I reinstall a OS or get a new PC.

[.:FancyPants:.]

you pissed yourself because of blockland

you're really getting places kid

do not underestimate the alarm emote in first person.

it's like a train horn shoved into a megaphone shoved into your eardrum, it's goddamn awful.

[Steve5451²]

Thats always the first thing I disable when I reinstall a OS or get a new PC.

Pretty much.

do not underestimate the alarm emote in first person.

it's like a train horn shoved into a megaphone shoved into your eardrum, it's goddamn awful.

I can hear it now...

[Kingdaro]

do not underestimate the alarm emote in first person.

it's like a train horn shoved into a megaphone shoved into your eardrum, it's goddamn awful.

A million times this, god damn.

[Alyx Vance]

Theres a reason why I don't use alarm emote :v

[Yosher]

do not underestimate the alarm emote in first person.

This. The alarm emote in 1st person is so powerful it could be used as a loving war weapon.

[snot2]

i dont remember the 1st person alarm being so loud as it is now :c

[Nikolan]

do you people just like leave the volume for blockland at max or what because it's never that loud for me

[$trinick]

I have Blockland muted. Sound is virtually useless in that game.

[xSetrox]

Sometimes I just have my headphones on and the volume is normal but the alarm sound still hurts

[BassCrossMegaman1]

think of the 1st person alarm sound like this

You have headphones that plug into a train whistle, and then it just WHISTLES AS HARD AS IT CAN

yeah. it's pretty loud

[xSetrox]

think of the 1st person alarm sound like this

You have headphones that plug into a train whistle, and then it just WHISTLES AS HARD AS IT CAN

yeah. it's pretty loud

exactly
imagine wearing a stethoscope and someone yells into it