Author Topic: Blockland Forums picks my egg baby name/carrier.  (Read 3310 times)



Gregg!

Also damnit will you explain the damn project?

The Egg Baby project is where the school attempts to show you how to take care of an infant as a single parent. Later in the project, the teacher will assign us a job and the status we are (rich, high-middle, low-middle, and poor). Jobs do not have to relate with the status we are in (lol).

On the first day, each person in the class picks a ping-pong ball out of a bucket. Some people get triplets of the same love, some get triplets of assorted love, some get twins of the same love, some get twins with opposite lovees, and some just get one love.

In order to have the "egg baby" you need to take any egg (though brown eggs are stronger) and poke one small hole and one big hole that punctures the egg yolk. You then blow and let all the guts into a bowl and my teacher gave us a very healthy way to make scrambled eggs, lol. You can choose to decorate it or not, but you have to have something to carry it in. Some kids do a red solo cup stuffed with tissue paper, and others make a 100% secure prison.

It pretty much tells you not to have kids  :cookieMonster:


You gut the children? Die.

(your teacher's name) has dreams about loving stereo speakers


Name it mastor gator

Nail the egg shell to a cross and bring that in
when the teacher asks why
say he died for your breakfast