hi forums im going to hang out with a girl next week (a hot one) and i literally cannot think of anything to do
what she likes:
-me
here's some A+ advice
talk about how you will kill youself if she ever leaves you
pull off your shirt and drench your nipples in honey
stare directly at her tits and lick your lips
spout profanity at the waiter (or first non her person who arrives) and pin him to the ground
put on your fedora and stuff your khakis and then write a long topic on reddit about how she friendzoned a nice guy
stuff yourself violently
eat the stuff
stuff yourself violently again
if she isn't in bed by the night she's a man
edit:
forgot to mention publicly masturbate like no tommorow
