Philadelphia Searching For Swiss Cheese Masturbator

[Parallax]

Holy stuff What

This story sounds like it came from The Onion News Network.

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[KoopaScooper]

wow talk about richard cheese

[Johnny Blockhead]

u mess with me m8

[Parallax]

Can't be that hard to wank yourself off with a piece of cheese instead of driving up to chicks with your shlong out asking for a helping hand.

wow talk about richard cheese

IthinkIUsedTheMemeWrongOmgLol 420

[Bisjac]

oh please.

like every one of us hasn't put our richard in a piece of cheese at one point in our lives.
this man is a saint

[Zealott]

i suddenly want to try jacking off with a slice of cheese
i'll get back to you guys and tell you how it goes

[Caribou]

Next up: The Denver Cheddar Cheese Masturbator

[Acerblock]

Holy stuff, that guy's a muenster!

[Clone v.117]

I hope the person that took the photo shouted "say cheese"

[Thompson2Electricboogaloo]

he probably had to cheese it when he saw the cops

[Electrk.]

all of these jokes are very corny

[Katadeus]

all of these jokes are very
corny

I don't think that's quite as clever as you might think it is

[lolz??]

wow first a tuna jar then cheese what next

[Ceist]

wow first a tuna jar then cheese what next

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