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If you are approached by this man or any other stranger:

1. KEEP YOUR DISTANCE! A large percent are loveual predators, and will grab for you at their first chance.
2. FIND YOUR PARENTS! They will know best.
3. If he tries to talk or move towards you, SCREAM AND RUN! You will get a lot of attention and he will most likely flee the scene.
4. DO NOT EAT ANYTHING HE GIVES YOU! The candy or other food he gives you could be poisioned or something else bad.

Stay safe dudes!

~Thinker, thinking every day

Georges · January 13, 2014, 05:12:31 PM

Quote from: Thinker on January 13, 2014, 04:45:10 PM

If you are approached by this man or any other stranger:

1. KEEP YOUR DISTANCE! A large percent are loveual predators, and will grab for you at their first chance.

wat. This implies that the majority of people are loveual predators because the majority of people are strangers. Right?

Lego lad · January 13, 2014, 05:15:30 PM

Quote from: lolz?? on January 12, 2014, 12:53:38 PM

wow first a tuna jar then cheese what next

banana peel

auzman466 · January 13, 2014, 05:20:36 PM

Quote from: Thinker on January 13, 2014, 04:45:10 PM

If you are approached by this man or any other stranger:

1. KEEP YOUR DISTANCE! A large percent are loveual predators, and will grab for you at their first chance.
2. FIND YOUR PARENTS! They will know best.
3. If he tries to talk or move towards you, SCREAM AND RUN! You will get a lot of attention and he will most likely flee the scene.
4. DO NOT EAT ANYTHING HE GIVES YOU! The candy or other food he gives you could be poisioned or something else bad.

Stay safe dudes!

~Thinker, thinking every day

what the forget is wrong with you