1000 ways to get kicked out of target

[Fey]

I saw there was a 1000 ways to get kicked out of Walmart thread, so I thought I'd make this

Rules:
No skipping/messing up the thread
No side conversations please.

I'll start off: 1. Start shoving gift cards up peoples asses.

[Ad Bot]

[DrenDran]

so basically it's the same exact thing?

[Fey]

so basically it's the same exact thing?

yeah, pretty much, except a different store.

[LagoomSack]

2. steal everyone's credit card info from target

[Boink!]

3. shooting the target logos with a rifle

[the hacker]

4. Run in with an AK shouting in Japanese Korean.

[AdinX]

5. stuff right outside the bathroom door and stare at ONE employee

[blueblur121]

6. Try to hang a dartboard on the sign outside.

[EazyE]

8. steal credit card information

[Subpixel]

9. Try to pay with a Walmart gift card.

[Daswiruch]

4. Run in with an AK shouting in Japanese Korean.

you know an ak is russian, right?
OT: #10: Sabotage the sodas.
7 was skipped

[awesomebread]

10. rape children

[Renderman]

7 was skipped

oop we need to restart the thread
#1. Rape the manager

[Fey]

#11
Hump people and say "Oogey boogey, i feel foogley"

Could we stop messing up the thread?
.

[Zanaran2]

12. Don't do anything because Target is good.