1000 ways to get kicked out of target

[Swat 3]

13. Shoot up Zanaran and try to see if he is an alien.

[Ad Bot]

[Fey]

12. Don't do anything because Target is good.

You're kidding me, right?
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Start flinging stuff from the toilets at the managers.

[Zanaran2]

13. Shoot up Zanaran and try to see if he is an alien.

You're kidding me, right?

To each their own

[Malleo100]

15. Tear down the neon tubes (if they have them) and shove them in the popcorn machine

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12. Don't do anything because Target is good.

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16: steal candies in an over-sized pouch  

EDIT - fix some grammar

[Club559]

17. shrek

[Dreams_Of_Cheese]

did we even finish the walmart one

[Kamutog]

18. Come in like a shrekking ball.

[Malleo100]

19. Ruin all the white clothes with stains

[Mr Man]

18.Open a WalMart inside target.

21. Skip numbers 19 and 20

22. Burn down the target

23. Have love on the cash register

[Malleo100]

24. Show gay love on all the TVs

[TristanLuigi]

25. Eat all the chips in the store and don't pay for 'em.

[Muslim]

26. be a low-class colored person

[querty67]

27. shove banannas up peoples asses

28. smash watermelons on peoples heads

[AdinX]

29. Work hard, become CEO of Walmart, but out Target, create Walget, pay all employees $20 per hour across the globe, go out of business, walmart closed forever