Author Topic: A girl asked me if I masturbate  (Read 13646 times)

I swear, this isn't a joke topic.
So today at school, we were eating lunch. And this girl and boy call me over. (I know them, they are in my class, of course.)
So I walk over. Immediately, she asks me if I masturbate. There's nothing I said to them before this that could have sparked this though.
My adrenaline shot up immediately. I said no. And she asked me if I was sure, and not thinking because I was nervous, I said no.
I just loving admitted to masturbating, and sounded like a dumbass too by saying I wasn't sure.
Then after some bit, I was still standing there, and I shrugged my shoulders and said "All men masturbate".
And that's pretty much it.
-Girl was 13/14
-I am 13
What the hell does this mean?
I recall telling a close friend that I masturbated, and he could have gossipped.
Now I am loving depressed that my rep just got damaged. Anything I can do here? Or should I just leave it alone and hope for the best?
« Last Edit: January 14, 2014, 03:37:23 PM by xSetrox »


procrastination is natural. I started fapping at like 12

Stop touching yourself and this wouldn't happen.

You don't know your own age?
LOL, I got mixed up.
I am 13.
Fixed.


Well did they laugh at you or anything? If so, just ignore them. Anyone laughing at anyone else for masturbating is a complete friend and should not be taken seriously.

If they didn't say anything, you're overthinking the situation.

You don't know your own age?
I laughed more then I should of at this.

But anyway just about all man does, and if they say they don't, they are more then likely lying.

Should have admitted it proudly and made them feel weird if they didn't. Turn tables!

Hands are made to turn pages of the bible, not touch yourself *coughs* in private places

She was trying to hit on you but you're such a spaz you forgeted it up hardcore.

She asks if you masturbate
You say yes
She says she bets she can do it better
Then you go to the janitor closet

It was a pretty good plan but once again social awkwardness and autism has ruined everything.


Well did they laugh at you or anything? If so, just ignore them. Anyone laughing at anyone else for masturbating is a complete friend and should not be taken seriously.

If they didn't say anything, you're overthinking the situation.
They laughed a bit, but they smiled at me and stuff, like they had no hard feelings.
But what if they just didn't want to hurt my feelings?
She was trying to hit on you but you're such a spaz you forgeted it up hardcore.

She asks if you masturbate
You say yes
She says she bets she can do it better
Then you go to the janitor closet

It was a pretty good plan but once again social awkwardness and autism has ruined everything.
catholic school here
it would get around to the teachers if that did happen and they'll give me stuff about god and stuff which is like complete bs because why would god want us to not masturbate if we aren't hurting anyone

procrastination shouldn't ruin your reputation. procrastination is natural. I practice it often and my best friend knows. I just keep it away from my parents.

Offer her a guided lesson in male procrastination.

In your bedroom of course.