Boy threatens to put sister’s kitten in a Blender if Santa Claus doesn’t bring him a PS4

[Gojira]

parents' fault
you think a kid deserves to die because of his parents not teaching him how to be decent
nobody needs to die under any circumstances but definitely not a child

okay yeah he doesn't need to die that was me overreacting
he should at least be punished or something
or the parents taught to properly raise their child

[Ad Bot]

[xbox 360 fan]

I don't believe this is real.

[Parallax]

What the hell? The next generation is forgetED.

If you look closely it's tagged under "HUMOR".

So because of a comedy fake news article about 1 kid's christmas wishlist extortion, the entire generation is forgeted all because of 1 kid?
It's fake guys. And you're all made of beanie babies <3

[Stocking]

a little cat baby is worth more than a human being
okay

the boy is obviously sick

you put down sick dogs dont you?

[Parallax]

Good to know you guys don't know jack stuff about humor.

[Steamboat]

Can I loving murder him? I want to loving murder him. That's not loving right. At all. It's animal cruelty.

you sound pretty upset over a bs story lol.

[Nikolan]

the kid looks like the biggest redneck ever and that "letter" looks sketchy to be written by an 8 year old but either way:

this is really dumb because if the letter wound up in a newspaper then his parents more than likely saw it. there's no way he could get away with it esp. if he tried on christmas, his parents would definitely notice

[Parallax]

you sound pretty upset over a bs story lol.

Yeah no wonder whenever I try to be funny they get all angry, they don't know what's funny.

this is really dumb because if this letter wound up in a newspaper then his parents more than likely saw it. there's no way he could get away with it esp. if he tried on christmas, his parents would definitely notice

No stuff, it's fake.

[Gojira]

forget me it was 12am when i was arguing about it

[Night Fox]

the boy is obviously sick
you put down sick dogs dont you?

if there is no way to help...

[Muzzles56]

im petty sure this was published by the sun
as in that newspaper that people only buy for tits on page 3 and have no actual news in them

[Bisjac]

well to be fair. kittens are much easier to get ahold of then 400 bucks.

[Doughboy]

yo santa homie g
givs ps4 or i shank dis kitty kat
thx <3

[Destroyer]

Yeah no wonder whenever I try to be funny they get all angry, they don't know what's funny.
No stuff, it's fake.

No people get angry because nobody wants you here. Good job sticking to the add-ons section.

nobody needs to die under any circumstances

I disagree, say the person is a mass serial killer.

[JPSC]

parents' fault
you think a kid deserves to die because of his parents not teaching him how to be decent
nobody needs to die under any circumstances but definitely not a child

that kid deserves to die in a blender

he's most likely to grow into something worse
imagine the kind of adult he'll be