Author Topic: Space Exodus  (Read 1065 times)

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Silence. It's so silent. It's killing you about how silent it is.

Quote from: Cassord
Cassord: http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=250221.0
Cassord: u betr fukin post
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Quote from: Cassord
Cassord: http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=250221.0
Cassord: u betr fukin post
Johnny Blockhead: one sec
Cassord: one sec = 4 mins?
Johnny Blockhead: one sec = 20 mins
Llama.

On-Topic: We need more llamas. They can go into space, right?
« Last Edit: January 21, 2014, 12:59:05 AM by Johnny Blockhead »


Make/find yourself a bitchin' ass telluric planet

Make some noise.
You make a small grunting sound. It echoes just a tiny bit, and you soon come to the realization that you are in a Nanotrasen issue Emergency Space Suit. The Suit is covered in small red marking, indicating the suit number and they type of suit.
« Last Edit: January 21, 2014, 02:41:48 PM by Cassord² »

Honk for your life!

Or just scream over the radio that you're drifting off into space.

Blame everything on the janitor, he's obviously the traitor

Or steve. It was totally steve. He's a richard.

Honk for your life!

Or just scream over the radio that you're drifting off into space.
Before you get the chance to say something through your earpiece, you start to hear someone say something over the radio.
"Emergency Shuttle called, arrives in 10 minutes."
Something in your pocket vibrates a bit and makes a small beep.

Take your shoes off and throw them in front of you (or opposite of where ever the station is).

Also examine what job you are.

You've gotta be kidding me.

This took too long.



Check your PDA,  it's the only thing that could possibly be vibrating inside your pocket, right?

Check where you feel the vibrating.

Check where you feel the vibrating.

boner malfunction in the suit and you're going to loose oxygen in 1 minute but you're going to die in 30 seconds because all your heat is going on the snake hole.