Sid Jairo's Europa Forumalis: Total War - time for some REAL nation rp

[Maxwell.]

I expand Scotland's mainland territory up north by two tiles and build a harbour on the coast of Ireland, I also take up Cathlocism as my religion.

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[Jairo]

STATE OF AFFAIRS

JIHAD CALLED!

Egypt has called a Jihad against the Turks for imposing on Jerusalem
The Moors side with the Turks against Egypt

THESE NATIONS HAVE DECLARED A CEASEFIRE

The Holy Roman Empire and Denmark

THESE NATIONS HAVE DECLARED WAR

The Turks and Egypt
The Moors and Egypt

THESE NATIONS HAVE DECLARED AN ALLY-SHIP

The Moors and the Turks

EXTRANEOUS EVENTS

Egypt breaks its ally-ship with the Turks
The Turks have denounced Egypt, warning the world that they are not to be trusted
Egypt approaches a Golden Age
The Pope's favor with the Holy Roman Empire increases
The Pope's favor with Scotland increases
The Pope's favor with England increases
The Pope's favor with Spain increases
The Pope's favor with Egypt decreases

[Swat 3]

England starts trading with Spain at a much larger scale than with France and Sroosterish. England presents an alliance with Spain (lol irl spain and england will rip each other apart).

England expands north 2 tiles and south one tile (on britian isles england) and one tile east on mainland europe


England sends multiple high ranking government officials to pray with the Pope.

England also tells Egypt that they should just give up Jerusalem before they get their asses handed to them.

[Jairo]

England presents an alliance with Spain

spain rejects the offer to protect its own interests

[Swat 3]

spain rejects the offer to protect its own interests

english says "ok"

[Swat 3]

England sends a trade offer to Denmark.

[Maxwell.]

mysteriously, 3 english churches burn down

[Swat 3]

wow such wow

[maxwell please, you notice this does nothing because my citizens didn't do it? it was a mystery

England asks the Pope to start an investigation to figure out who did it ([/s]by the way your relations with the Pope is stuff anywho).[/s]

England's King changes his crown to be of that similar to the Pope's headdress, but makes it seems "lesser" than the Pope.

[Maxwell.]

Scotland tells England that it is with the catholic religion and would not be hostile to another catholic nation.

[Swat 3]

Three churches burned down, and the only people close enough to burn the churches down who are non-English are the Scotty.

[Maxwell.]

how do you know it wasn't the rebels?

[Swat 3]

True, but no one can control the Rebels other than Jairo, and besides, most Churches are not located on the borders and I doubt that they would cross it.

[Maxwell.]

Our borders aren't touching on the mainland

[ZombiLoin]

We want to take more land towards the Balkans (atleast 2 tiles)

[Swat 3]

Our borders aren't touching on the mainland

Ireland still counts as mainland England.