Sid Jairo's Europa Forumalis: Total War - time for some REAL nation rp

[Maxwell.]

Ireland still counts as mainland England.

I think it was the rebels, Scotland would never be hostile with you.

Scotland provides a gift of gold and cheese to France

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[Nonnel]

France adopts Catholicism as its national religion.

Scotland provides a gift of gold and cheese to France

Omelette du fromages are made at rapid pace.

[Jairo]

Ireland still counts as mainland England.

THE POPE ASSASSINATED!

CRUSADE CALLED!

The Moors fess up to their crime of the highest degree--murdering His Holiness. A Crusade has been called post-humously against the Moors.
All Christian nations of the world are called to arms against these barbarians. The Holy Cardinals will offer a hefty reward to any who send troops to defend the Vatican as the voting is in session

[ZombiLoin]

Turkey breaks all diplomatic ties with the Moors.

[Jairo]

the holy cardinals will hold their vote beginning now to elect the new Pope

all relations and favor held by the previous pope have been wiped

[Swat 3]

Many people cry and pray, so the English king immediately demands that a whole division is sent to the Moors' borders.

could it be possible that the next cardinal that is voted into office is an English dude?

This division consists of: 1,000 Knights, 800 Archers, 40 'Rangers' (cough), and 3,000 Men-At-Arms.

[ZombiLoin]

Turkey starts to push it's way into Egypt (1 tile), and cancels it's original expansion East.

[Swat 3]

400 knights are sent to the Vatican, and they are all commanded by 2 Rangers.

(also guys don't send 40000 super warriors because pls, don't be stupid. the numbers in battle were way less.)

[Nonnel]

Scotland and France work together to research the workings of physics.

[Swat 3]

An English scientist Newtoons Lawl looks at an apple fall from the tree and starts constructing his 3 laws.

(yes I know this is about 100 years early but who cares?)

[ZombiLoin]

An English scientist Newtoons Lawl looks at an apple fall from the tree and starts constructing his 3 laws.

(yes I know this is about 100 years early but who cares?)

what's your IQ btw?

[Jairo]

STATE OF AFFAIRS

THESE NATIONS HAVE DECLARED A CEASEFIRE

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THESE NATIONS HAVE DECLARED WAR

Portugal and the Moors
Spain and the Moors
The Holy Roman Empire and the Moors
Venice and the Moors
Milan and the Moors
Poland and the Moors
Hungary and the Moors
England and the Moors
France and the Moors
Scotland and the Moors

THESE NATIONS HAVE DECLARED AN ALLY-SHIP

Portugal, Spain, the Holy Roman Empire, Venice, Milan, Poland, Hungary, England, France, Scotland

EXTRANEOUS EVENTS

The Turks break their alliance with the Moors
The Moors have denounced the Turks, warning the world that they are not to be trusted!
Armed conflict between the Turks and Egypt have begun!
The Vatican urges its other Christian nations to join in on the Crusade!

[Swat 3]

I never took the test, and never wanted to.

BITCH JAIRO ADD ME TO THAT LIST OF WAR

[ZombiLoin]

I never took the test, and never wanted to.

BITCH JAIRO ADD ME TO THAT LIST OF WAR

just wondering because you're off by a factor of about 500 years

[Swat 3]

I read up that the medieval era was from 500-1500 A.D. (aka google).

He discovered it around 1600 A.D.

unless I am stupid but eh