Sid Jairo's Europa Forumalis: Total War - time for some REAL nation rp

[ZombiLoin]

TURKEY DECLARES WAR ON EGYPT

Turkey, after much debate, decides to end the treaty between Turkey and Egypt, and starts pushing into Egypt with it's newly equipped wheel-lock troops at the forefront of the attack. Two companies of 200 men, half with long, 12 foot barbed pikes and the other half with new, technologically advanced wheellock muskets. At their backs lie 75,000 soldiers, all armed either with a matchlock arquebusier, or a scimitar and a shorter, 9 foot long spear.

These troops are led by several generals, but the person leading the main operation is Abd-Al-Rahman. A 59 year-old general, he is a veteran of the first Egyptian-Turkish war and several smaller border conflicts, and the first Turk to march into Jerusalem since 1059.

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[Muslim]

THE BYZANTINE EMPIRE DECLARES WAR ON EGYPT

After a long scuffle over neutrality versus joining the conflict between our allies in Turkey, we have decided to join into the battle. Using some of our new battle-ready Turret Wagons (as they're nicknamed), we push into Cairo. Three companies of 125 men using turrets, bows, and the new wheellock muskets from Turkey are in the force. Behind them are 60,000 soldiers. Everyone is armed with a specifically-made, specifically-very-gruesome weapon called the Headspike which is engineered to keep peoples heads on the pikes as trophies. 

The army is lead by Sgahrah (Shgahrrrrra) Abdit, a veteran of many wars and revolutions.

[Swat 3]

Wait, if Byzantine Empire is Christian, why are they allied with Islamic countries?

popedeeemaddee

[Muslim]

Wait, if Byzantine Empire is Christian, why are they allied with Islamic countries?

popedeeemaddee

WE PREACH THAT YOU CAN STILL BE COOL EVEN IF YOU'RE NOT CHRISTIAN

[Mikoyan]

WE PREACH THAT YOU CAN STILL BE COOL EVEN IF YOU'RE NOT CHRISTIAN

Do you even know how the whole medieval papacy system worked

[Muslim]

Do you even know how the whole medieval papacy system worked

the caps implied that i was not serious

[Mikoyan]

So you want the pope to hate you...?

[Jairo]

byzantine empire has hardly any favor with the pope to begin with

[Swat 3]

anywho jairo update maps

[Jairo]

excuse me swat but it's 11:30 pm here

[Muslim]

so what good is the pope doing for me anyways

[Swat 3]

excuse me swat but it's 11:30 pm here

Same lol.

so what good is the pope doing for me anyways

The more favor you get makes it sure other nations cannot call Crusades on you.

and the pope loving favors you.

[Jairo]

and the pope loving favors you.

...he only has 3 favor

[Swat 3]

I mean, it's the Pope. He is HOLY and MIGHTY so it is good to be favored by him.

[Nonnel]

France builds churches where they can to make sure people stay loyal and gives most of all donations (haha did i say donations i meant tithes) to The Vatican.