Sid Jairo's Europa Forumalis: Total War - time for some REAL nation rp

[Mr. Hurricane]

Russia detonates the massive Tsar Bomba, and shows the world the epitome of military might. AN602/Kuzka's Mother is a frightening success.

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[Maxwell.]

ugh russia stop being in your prime :(

[Theepicman]

Wtf I did not do jack stuff to anyone and I get attacked all of a sudden for no damn reason out of all the nations?

And whats even stupider is that your missle is that accurate. You cant just say where it hits. You never mentioned guided missles. Missles dont work that way if they're not cruise missles.

[Nonnel]

:S tsar is better than me.

[Mr. Hurricane]

ugh russia stop being in your prime :(

You realize such a weapon is a hassle to create let alone actually deploy.

Lest we forget Mother Russia. Courtesy of Mikoyan of course.

[Swat 3]

Apollo project starts. England launches and puts a satellite into orbit, this sat. basically relays radio stuff, nothing special.

Computer chip research is done.

England warns France they did something very stupid.

England produces the first helicopter. England tells Russia to stop showing off their 14 incher before they start a war.

Epic, you are pulling stuff out of your ass, but the attack was unjustified.

[Theepicman]

Apollo project starts. England launches and puts a satellite into orbit, this sat. basically relays radio stuff, nothing special.

Computer chip research is done.

England warns France they did something very stupid.

England produces the first helicopter. England tells Russia to stop showing off their 14 incher before they start a war.

Epic, you are pulling stuff out of your ass, but the attack was unjustified.

I admit I got a little carried away when I invented stuff. But the attack was completely unjustified. As I said, I did nothing to their nations and then they just bomb me and rocket my nation out of nowhere.

[Nonnel]

French infantry marches into Switzerland, others are flown in. Jet fighters do air sweeps.

[Theepicman]

Ah forget it.

Switzerland blows up, killing every human being in it.

I also find it funny how you just completely ignored what Swat 3 and I said.

[Jairo]

France has taken a humongous warmonger penalty for not only dropping an atomic weapon on another nation, but doing so to one of their own allies.

Due to such a crass action, France has been deemed an enemy of the world and of world peace.

Any alliances, trades, agreements, or favor held for such a barbaric nation will lose you large amounts of favor with foreign nations every turn.

If France does not cease and desist, the rest of the world will be tasked with putting down such a rabid dog.

[Mr. Hurricane]

Russia's nuclear submarine fleet is mobilized as its fleet is prepared and warns the European countries to quit nuking people, and that killing civilians is a crime.

Russia places an embargo on France, and contemplates next action.

[Theepicman]

France has taken a humongous warmonger penalty for not only dropping an atomic weapon on another nation, but doing so to one of their own allies.

Due to such a crass action, France has been deemed an enemy of the world and of world peace.

Any alliances, trades, agreements, or favor held for such a barbaric nation will lose you large amounts of favor with foreign nations every turn.

Good.

Lets say Switzerland didn't blow up.

The president/leader of Switzerland is taken aboard a jet at an airbase that did not get bombed and was not known and is flown to England.

Swat 3 I beg of you, please dont shoot this down.

I hope France gets a taste of its own medicine if it does not stop.

[Maxwell.]

I regret giving France my nuclear missiles now.

Scotland ends it alliance with France!
Scotland cut all research agreements and other agreements with France!

[Nonnel]

I hope France gets a taste of its own medicine if it does not stop.

Troops continue to move into Switzerland. :-)

[Theepicman]

Troops continue to move into Switzerland. :-)

Have fun having your nation get brown townly raped.

Aboard the jet, the president/leader enjoys his secret stash of Swiss cheese and Chocolates.