A Jew Touches Ham

[Candy Apple]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfPmURHkOsc
Beautiful.

[Ad Bot]

[Nikolan]

what happens when a jew touches gold

[Niff]

what happens when a jew touches gold

He keeps it

[SWAT One]

what happens when a jew touches gold

climax

[Flamecannon]

climax

does the same happen to midas

[Buck Bumble]

jews arent real

[lolz??]

what happens when a jew touches gold

love at first sight

[Candy Apple]

what happens when a jew touches gold

the jew forms a doublejew, and then the doublejew separates and splits into two jews, and then they fight to the death over proper ownership of the gold

[Cool Boi]

does the same happen to midas

well the ejaculation would probably become gold while still coming out of him, lodging a gold rod in his urethra
euhghg

[bejacks]

what happens when a jew touches gold

He'd steal it and then use it to carry out a loan.

[mod-man]

i read this as "a jew torches ham"

its an absolute kind of disappointed

[Johnny Blockhead]

[Cool Boi]

imagine putting a gold bar in the center of a pig, and a jew had to eat through it to get the gold

[lolz??]

But the pig was filled with worms and maggots

[Niff]

the jew forms a doublejew, and then the doublejew separates and splits into two jews, and then they fight to the death over proper ownership of the gold

plot twist: The first jew gets it