Author Topic: [50x40] Cold Sands  (Read 2875 times)

Contemplate sending Gerald into a padded room.


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Gerald, if you don't leave I'm going to call the cops on you.



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Don't approach me or the phone or I will attack you with my magic fire sticks



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Those are matches, Gerald.

Hit Gerald on his big fat head with the aerosol can to knock him out, then steal the matches and his hat.

What is this...  Just...

Hit Gerald on his big fat head with the aerosol can to knock him out, then steal the matches and his hat.


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You suck Gerald.

+1 box of magic fire sticks (3/3 left)

+1 wizardly hat

Wonder why your door is off the ground and in the middle of the wall.

set gerald on fire and fap

Wonder why your door is off the ground and in the middle of the wall.


Hmm, you never really noticed until now. You guess its to keep the sand out..?

set gerald on fire and fap


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Well fapping was easy enough, but how am I gonna set Gerald on fire if I have no gasoline?
« Last Edit: January 28, 2014, 11:09:38 PM by Darksaber2213 »


Send Gerald to his Uncle bisjac


Get Legoboss to stop pointing out the flaw of every adventure

Use the matches