I can't get this out of my head

[EazyE]

stick it in her pooper

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[psychomutt]

perfect plan to bang any girl:
you need a couple friends to help you with this so they know where you are and stuff.
get "stranded"(friends know where you are, you can contact them anytime, somehow, idk)on an island with her. pretend theres no food(you actually do have food so you dont starve), so shell need calories. and what way can she get them? semen. youll interject in her mouth so she gets her calories, shell eventually develop feelings for you, you forget her, day later friends pick you up. it's foolproof

if she doesnt comply, rape her, strangle her, and say she starved.

[ResonKinetic]

stick it in her pooper

Wow, that's a new one.

[Johnny Blockhead]

be the alpha of 6th grade by having a girlfriend. unless things have changed since I was in elementary school, and girlfriends are a regular thing.

I don't know if anyone remembers about my friend Christopher getting a girlfriend.
I created a thread about it (the whole condom thing). If someone could dig it up, that'd be cool.

This is probably the best thing to do to get this out of your head since you will finally have an answer. If she rejects, theres still a possibility you could still be friends rather then not ask and be stuck in an anxiety loop

I think I'm a bit young to do that.
Seriously though, I can't drive and stuff.

Just talk to her, when she talk to you just listen to her. She will start interesting in you.

I've been doing that, now we are really close friends.

[Skig]

I really doubt this is what OP had in mind guys.

I would keep her as a friend and not ruin it by going further. Don't worry about girls at 11

[EazyE]

if she doesnt comply, rape her, strangle her, and say she starved.

cant starve when you when you got a mouthful of dis richard

[ResonKinetic]

I've been doing that, now we are really close friends.

Great! Stay there until you can drive, and then ask her out to some fun activity of sorts.

Essentially a date, but don't word it like that.

I really doubt this is what OP had in mind guys.
I would keep her as a friend and not ruin it by going further. Don't worry about girls at 11

Basically the first thing I said in this thread.

[plad101]

Starring Johnny "Drownin' in pusillanimous individual" Blockhead in his new hit film

Friend-zoned

[SquartleTurtle]

Great! Stay there until you can drive, and then ask her out to some fun activity of sorts.

Essentially a date, but don't word it like that.

and then dump 90 pounds of reeses pieces in her vagina

[Johnny Blockhead]

and then dump 90 pounds of reeses pieces in her vagina

[ResonKinetic]

Starring Johnny "Drownin' in pusillanimous individual" Blockhead in his new hit film

Friend-zoned

Implying it's a bad thing.

The "friend-zone" generally exists when a slut fine young lady wants a boyfriend but is not limited to his loveual services and can therefore be a tramp having intercourse with various manwhores fine young men.

And then when they've grown up, they'll realize that they've been a whore the whole time and you can swoop in for the kill and have a happy, fulfilling relationship.

[SquartleTurtle]

Implying it's a bad thing.

The "friend-zone" generally exists when a slut fine young lady wants a boyfriend but is not limited to his loveual services and can therefore be a tramp having intercourse with various manwhores fine young men.

And then when they've grown up, they'll realize that they've been a whore the whole time and you can swoop in for the kill and have a happy, fulfilling relationship.

and then die like eazy e

[Johnny Blockhead]

Starring Johnny "Drownin' in pusillanimous individual" Blockhead in his new hit film

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I guess at this age I can't exactly be anything else.
If any updates come up, I'll bump this thread (once it dies).
Everyone in the school is

everyone started (what they called) 'shipping' us.

She's bound to say something about it.

[ResonKinetic]

Sounds like fun.

And hey, here's an interesting strategy.

If she mentions it, and you guys start talking about a relationship, say that you guys should put it off until you're older.

Because relationships are always more fun when you've got a (driver's)license to thrill.

[plad101]

Implying it's a bad thing.

The "friend-zone" generally exists when a slut fine young lady wants a boyfriend but is not limited to his loveual services and can therefore be a tramp having intercourse with various manwhores fine young men.

And then when they've grown up, they'll realize that they've been a whore the whole time and you can swoop in for the kill and have a happy, fulfilling relationship.

*Tips fedora*