Poll

What do you do with the juices that emanate from your bodily pustules?

Dispose of them.
10 (40%)
Take pictures of them.
3 (12%)
Consume and ingest them with great vigor.
2 (8%)
Re-apply them to their original source.
0 (0%)
Collect them over a long period of time and drink them.
2 (8%)
Collect them over a long period of time and bathe in them.
1 (4%)
Suck them up through your urinary orifice.
1 (4%)
Un-digest them via your rectal opening.
0 (0%)
Collect them over a long period of time for the purpose of creating a wax-like mold to have intercourse with.
0 (0%)
Donate them to charity.
3 (12%)
Donate them to Satan.
3 (12%)
Create incisions in your limbs and then inject them under the dermis.
0 (0%)
Smell them.
0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 25

Author Topic: I'm gonna do it.  (Read 2128 times)

I'm going to stab a nose entrepreneur le I've had for years.

You see, it is no ordinary entrepreneur le. It has latched itself on the inside of my nasal cavity.

Who knows what dangers brew in that spherical bundle of joy waiting to burst.

I will report back to you all momentarily.


Ok but make sure you harvest the liquids for research against nose cancer


I will report back to you all momentarily.

Save us the fun until tomorrow if you're merciful.

I've had for years.
entrepreneur les don't last years, something else is on your nose.

Honestly I thought this was a Self Delete thread.

I got a massive entrepreneur le inside my nose a few years ago. It made it really hard to breath and was painful when I inhaled/exhaled. I popped it accidentally when I ran into a wall at school and it literally exploded in my nose. I had pus and blood dripping out of my nostril for the rest of the day.

Honestly I thought this was a Self Delete thread.

That was the idea.


Alright, mission successful.

I have been unable to squeeze it over the length of time I've had it, in case you could not tell. I mean, if I could, I would've taken care of it immediately.

Because it was such a vibrant and impenetrable force, I brought myself to using my trusty Swiss Army Knife to jab a small hole into it, and from that, apply pressure with my thumb and index finger appropriately to evacuate the contents of the... thing.

What resulted was a tiny strand of stroodly goodness with the consistency of Silly String ejecting from the small orifice within the orifice. For those who are interested, it was yellow-white in color.

rip o-

That was the idea.


Alright, mission successful.

I have been unable to squeeze it over the length of time I've had it, in case you could not tell. I mean, if I could, I would've taken care of it immediately.

Because it was such a vibrant and impenetrable force, I brought myself to using my trusty Swiss Army Knife to jab a small hole into it, and from that, apply pressure with my thumb and index finger appropriately to evacuate the contents of the... thing.

What resulted was a tiny strand of stroodly goodness with the consistency of Silly String ejecting from the small orifice within the orifice. For those who are interested, it was yellow-white in color.
god dammit

Alright, mission successful.

I have been unable to squeeze it over the length of time I've had it, in case you could not tell. I mean, if I could, I would've taken care of it immediately.

Because it was such a vibrant and impenetrable force, I brought myself to using my trusty Swiss Army Knife to jab a small hole into it, and from that, apply pressure with my thumb and index finger appropriately to evacuate the contents of the... thing.

What resulted was a tiny strand of stroodly goodness with the consistency of Silly String ejecting from the small orifice within the orifice. For those who are interested, it was yellow-white in color.
I got a massive entrepreneur le inside my nose a few years ago. It made it really hard to breath and was painful when I inhaled/exhaled. I popped it accidentally when I ran into a wall at school and it literally exploded in my nose. I had pus and blood dripping out of my nostril for the rest of the day.

DEAR GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

I got a massive entrepreneur le inside my nose a few years ago. It made it really hard to breath and was painful when I inhaled/exhaled. I popped it accidentally when I ran into a wall at school and it literally exploded in my nose. I had pus and blood dripping out of my nostril for the rest of the day.
Alright, mission successful.
I have been unable to squeeze it over the length of time I've had it, in case you could not tell. I mean, if I could, I would've taken care of it immediately.
Because it was such a vibrant and impenetrable force, I brought myself to using my trusty Swiss Army Knife to jab a small hole into it, and from that, apply pressure with my thumb and index finger appropriately to evacuate the contents of the... thing.
What resulted was a tiny strand of stroodly goodness with the consistency of Silly String ejecting from the small orifice within the orifice. For those who are interested, it was yellow-white in color.



That was the idea.


Alright, mission successful.

I have been unable to squeeze it over the length of time I've had it, in case you could not tell. I mean, if I could, I would've taken care of it immediately.

Because it was such a vibrant and impenetrable force, I brought myself to using my trusty Swiss Army Knife to jab a small hole into it, and from that, apply pressure with my thumb and index finger appropriately to evacuate the contents of the... thing.

What resulted was a tiny strand of stroodly goodness with the consistency of Silly String ejecting from the small orifice within the orifice. For those who are interested, it was yellow-white in color.
howd it smell