there is this one douchebag in my class that attends in all of my classes, he pretends to be my friend when in reality he is annoying as forget, never loving stops saying stupid stuff, hell, forget may not be enough to describe the annoyance, annoying enough to make you grab a sharp object and slash and stab him while saying "SHUT THE forget UP YOU stuff EATING FATASS CATforgetER!!!"
it doesn't end there, he attempts to copycat what I do, what I say, butt into conversations, for Christ's sake, he became furry because I became furry when i didn't even loving announce it. my theory is that he was stalking me in a conversation.
the most scandalous thing he has done is that, reveal that I'm a furry, my deepest secret. the second most scandalous thing he has ever done is make up rumours abot me being gay, Asian, bi, etc.
if I were locked in a room with Riddler, Osama bin Laden, and this friend, and was given a revolver with only two bulletskilling them would make their actions never happen, I would shoot Riddler and Osama, because this friend isnt worthy of a fast death, I would gouge his eyeballs, rip his snake off, and beat him to a coma, let him die from blood loss, and then eat him so I don't starve in the room.
