Sid Jairo's Europa Forumalis: Cold War Mini - AND THE WINNER IS... ROME?!

[Theepicman]

I never said to donate money to the US.

I said to donate money/resources to the war effort.

I also said that if you have a good enough reason, you don't have to participate.

Where'd you say that?

[Ad Bot]

[Swat 3]

If you are so eager to find it, you go ahead.

[SWAT One]

Swat, you're provoking other nations.  It's like establishing martial law in peacetime.  Though there is war out there, it doesn't directly affect you since DAPP remains a defensive treaty organization.

[Swat 3]

How the hell am I provoking other nations, other than doing what the treaty says?

[SWAT One]

Yeah okay nevermind.  I'll let you figure that out.

[Harm94]

The last of the convoy lands.
On board for cuba:
10 lend lease 75mm M4 Sherman's of unknown condition from WW2
12 ZSU-57 mobile anti aircraft guns
2 more S-75 Dvina launchers for dealing with high altitude bombers and 4 missiles total.
2 P12 radar system for tracking targets for the sams.

[Jairo]

I never said to donate money to the US.

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ok

CANADA SAYS:
NEW DAPP MISSION

GIVE MONEY TO USA FOR ITS SPACE PROGRAM

[SWAT One]

Ha

[Mikoyan]

Radar systems are set up immediately upon arrival. Спасиво comrade tito

[SWAT One]

Sweden ships an annoying beeping machine to Cuba.

Beep boop beep beep beep boop

It doesn't really do anything.

[Mikoyan]

Beeping machine is really annoying but turns out to be swedes long lost project that turns dirt into gold

YES

[SWAT One]

nop

Is noisy thing that does nothing productive.  Just like a cage full of parakeets except way heavier, takes up a lot more space, and 3x louder.

[Mikoyan]

Cuba sends a machine back that draws random lines and wastes a ton of paper in the process.

[SWAT One]

The product paper is hung up in museums and wealthy, brainless patrons call it the deepest, most important thing that ever happened to mankind.

[Mikoyan]

The beeping machine is put in a concert hall and people pay thousands of dollars for tickets.

Cuba stops sending paper to Sweden.