Sid Jairo's Europa Forumalis: Cold War Mini - AND THE WINNER IS... ROME?!

[SWAT One]

Sweden puts up satellites for UNP and itself.

Sweden completes Project Discourse and shares with all of UNP.  PM me if you want details.

[Ad Bot]

[Harm94]

Yugoslavia attempts to send a new beeping machine to space. The small rockets failed and plummeted back down to earth after reaching 20 feet. :(

[Nonnel]

A statue of the Beeping Machine is sculpted in Baghdad. Thousands mourn its death. The troops fight harder.

[SWAT One]

Beeping machine was a Swedish invention.  B)

[Swat 3]

The beeping machine airs 24/7 for the next 2 weeks on all tv sets.

[Theepicman]

Switzerland mourns at the loss of the beeping machine.

[Candy Apple]

Japan locates the beeping machine's son.

Also, what the forget is the beeping machine?

[SWAT One]

Also, what the forget is the beeping machine?

Long lost quote.  Sweeden sent a huge machine to Cuba that made beeping noises, was really annoying, and did nothing productive.  It was put in a Cuban concert hall and the exhibition grossed millions of dollars.  Likewise, Cuba sent a line-drawing machine that drew random lines on paper, and wasted a lot of paper in the process.  Its work was put up in Swedish art galleries, and wealthy, brainless patrons paid millions to see it.

[Zanaran2]

Long lost quote.  Sweeden sent a huge machine to Cuba that made beeping noises, was really annoying, and did nothing productive.  It was put in a Cuban concert hall and the exhibition grossed millions of dollars.  Likewise, Cuba sent a line-drawing machine that drew random lines on paper, and wasted a lot of paper in the process.  Its work was put up in Swedish art galleries, and wealthy, brainless patrons paid millions to see it.

Startlingly similar to today's world. Nowadays you can draw a black line on a canvas, call it a metaphor, and sell it for billions.

[SWAT One]

Startlingly similar to today's world. Nowadays you can draw a black line on a canvas, call it a metaphor, and sell it for billions.

Lol that was the point, but patrons have usually been stupid, and wanted artists to create works that are easy for them to recognize and in a certain way so that they seem smart when they talk to their friends about it.  Tchaikovsky wrote a symphony once where it was not within an expected structure, and the audience didn't even clap, and just stared at him blankly.  Torn apart, he tried to drown himself in the river just outside the concert hall.  (Luckily, he failed at Self Delete.)

[Candy Apple]

Startlingly similar to today's world. Nowadays you can draw a black line on a canvas, call it a metaphor, and sell it for billions.

I dont like that art because it's a "metaphor", i just like it because its strange.

[Badger]

AU develops a revolutionary new invention, the dvd!

[SWAT One]

AU develops a revolutionary new invention, the dvd!

Oooh, Sweden would like to purchase the designs for a hefty price.  :)

[Swat 3]

You cigarette!

Speaking of which, Quebec legalizes gay marriage.

[SWAT One]

You cigarette!

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