funny stories that happened irl(obviously)

[psychomutt]

this one time in little league a long time ago, i think i was in triple a, we were in the dugout, this kid had his finger poking out from the little hole in his pants and he was pretending it was his weiner. he came up to me and said "you wanna taste???" and i started laughing. then this kid walked past me and said "i do" and sucked his finger.

i swear to god, everyone in little league is a handicap.
idk about majors or anything. i stoped playing baseball after that year.

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I saw a guy skateboard of a roof, fall off, land richard first onto a metal rail, and fall on his head. sad, but funny

[Alyx Vance]

I saw a guy skateboard of a roof, fall off, land richard first onto a metal rail, and fall on his head. sad, but funny

I cringed

Uh, once my cousin went balls first into the corner of a large haybail. He was trying to pull some matrix wall run stuff

[hodot]

i once paid my friend $22.50 to dance to wrecking ball in the middle of our full cafeteria

it was playing cause it was "mix it up day!1!"

[Gumba Jonny]

my friend perfectly delivered a joke during lunch in 8th grade and the whole lunch table died.

[plad101]

one time i was walking up the stairs and i passed out rolled down the stairs and tried again.

[hodot]

my friend perfectly delivered a joke during lunch in 8th grade and the whole lunch table died.

oh jesus that's terrible! that's not funny at all! A TABLE WAS KILLED YOU BASTARD!