Author Topic: Flappy Bird creator apologizes and plans to remove the game from the app store  (Read 19190 times)

Helicopter's controls are fine you colossal stuffhat. Clicking makes you go up, not clicking makes you go down, and you have to compensate for acceleration. What more do you need from it?
Flappy Bird's controls are fine you national socialist stuffbucket. tapping makes you go up, not tapping makes you go down. what more do you need from it?

Everyone was playing this nonsense at school a few days ago. My highscore is 88 but I didn't start it anymore after that.

Flappy Bird's controls are fine you national socialist stuffbucket. tapping makes you go up, not tapping makes you go down. what more do you need from it?
Controls that aren't stuff for starters. The flapping is irregular and stilted and adds a layer of artificial difficulty because you have less control over your character compared to the helicopter's smooth ascension.
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you colossal stuffhat
you national socialist stuffbucket
I don't think you could have handled that disproportionate rage any better, well done Omi.

Controls that aren't stuff for starters. The flapping is irregular and stilted and adds a layer of artificial difficulty because you have less control over your character compared to the helicopter's smooth ascension.
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flapping is regular. what are you talking about. tapping makes the character go up the same amount and not tapping makes it just go down. and its way easier to tap than to just hold

you're all a buncha forgetbaskets

The creator is a pusillanimous individual.

flapping is regular. what are you talking about. tapping makes the character go up the same amount and not tapping makes it just go down. and its way easier to tap than to just hold
it isn't it is sucks ass going up throws the head up and you ram into stuff with it and if you let go for a second you are at the bottom of the screen.

it isn't it is sucks ass going up throws the head up and you ram into stuff with it and if you let go for a second you are at the bottom of the screen.
same in helicopter too, lol. heli has even worse hitboxes and you fall down too rapidly. faster than flying fish

same in helicopter too, lol. heli has even worse hitboxes and you fall down too rapidly. faster than flying fish
I can play helicopter i can't flappy bird.

Well at least he's not going to be an autistic money whore like the creators of angry birds or candy crush.


flapping is regular. what are you talking about. tapping makes the character go up the same amount and not tapping makes it just go down. and its way easier to tap than to just hold
Flappy bird has no way to fly straight, you are in a perpetual state of falling and having to regain altitude by basically doing a double jump and catapulting yourself into the air. You tap repeatedly in helicopter and you level out. You tap repeatedly in flappy bird you smack your head on the ceiling because you went way higher than you needed to because the controls are bad.

Well at least he's not going to be an autistic money whore like the creators of angry birds or candy crush.
They saw a chance at making huge amounts of money and they took it
it's called business, but why would you care when you can circlejerk!

Well at least he's not going to be an autistic money whore like the creators of angry birds or candy crush.


he could've just left it in the app store and he probably would've had enough money for the rest of his life, ha

Flappy bird has no way to fly straight, you are in a perpetual state of falling and having to regain altitude by basically doing a double jump and catapulting yourself into the air. You tap repeatedly in helicopter and you level out. You tap repeatedly in flappy bird you smack your head on the ceiling because you went way higher than you needed to because the controls are bad.
...until it becomes a natural rhythm and you automatically keep it level

I went to sleep one night. I woke up the following day, and all I heard was "FLAPPY BIRD FLAPPY BIRD FLAPPY BIRDDDDD!"

the same thing happened to me. then nowadays when I want to browse the internet on my phone, atleast 15 people ask me if I have this game and I'm annoyed. i installed it to see why people liked it so much but the hitboxes (especially on Android) are just ridiculously scaled / positioned so it's quite hard for people like me with android devices. i uninstalled it afterwards.


I just don't get it! one day nobody was obsessed with it and the next it was a blazing fire. something's suspicious.
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