Author Topic: Why alcohol and ASU are evil  (Read 3798 times)

At some point at this party I was apparently talking to a really cute girl and I would of kept talking to her if I hadn't started throwing up in the bathroom (Which is all on video).
It was me in a wig. You were too schmammered to know the difference.
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It was me in a wig. You were too schmammered to know the difference.
So you're a crossdresser now?

It was me in a wig. You were too schmammered to know the difference.
I'm not going to add you on Facebook you rainbow riding butt pirate.

That's the rationale behind every DUI manslaughter case ever. The most dangerous drunk is the egotistical drunk.
Lol believe me. If I know how to get back to a different city at 3 in the morning in a foreign country without speaking the language of Portuguese fluently, I'm not that drunk.

If you drink boxed wine you're a friend

If you drink red wines you're as disgusting as beer
so what kind of wine should i drink with a steak

you disgusting-as-beer pleb

so what kind of wine should i drink with a steak

you disgusting-as-beer pleb

red wine is gross sorry I don't make the rules :-----/

beer is for scrubs. real men drink liquor.
wine is also not ok for youth casual partying, you loving hipster.

i mean any reasonably large school with a high acceptance rate like ASU is going to have party problems.

i mean any reasonably large school with a high acceptance rate like ASU is going to have party problems.
No such thing as "party problems" also this is not standard ASU, Barrett is it's own campus with only 3k students.

So you're a crossdresser now?
No. Putting on a wig to seduce nick is as close as I will ever get to crossdressing.

i mean any reasonably large school with a high acceptance rate like ASU is going to have party problems.
Really, any cross section of the human race contains people doing stupid stuff at any time of day.

Glad Barrett isn't going to be too boring.

And I wanted to get my architectural degree at ASU.
forget.

And I wanted to get my architectural degree at ASU.
forget.
...

You still can?

red wine is gross sorry I don't make the rules :-----/
wee woo plebeian alert

wine is also not ok for youth casual partying, you loving hipster.
never seen wine at a party, i think anyone that does have wine at a party quickly learns it's lame as hell.

And I wanted to get my architectural degree at ASU.
forget.
yeah really what's to stop you

you realize that going to parties is like optional right?  if you don't want to party you don't have to party.  not to mention people that party still do their work anyway (mostly).
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