Why alcohol and ASU are evil

[nickpb1]

For those non Arizonians ASU (Arizona State University) is primarily known for 3 things.
1. Parties
2. STDs
3. Sluts
So naturally I frequently go to Barrett Honors College at ASU to visit my best friend because who doesn't want sluts and STDs? However last night I only remember leaving the dorm to go to some party and waking up in the shower throwing up. Luckily my friends were nice enough to record me doing some of the stupidest stuff that only a drunk 18 year old white dude would do. At some point at this party I was apparently talking to a really cute girl and I would of kept talking to her if I hadn't started throwing up in the bathroom (Which is all on video). The best part is once my wonderful friends saw I was drunk they do the most sensible thing of taking me to the dorm and giving me more whiskey. 1-40 Minutes (I don't loving know I could barely talk) into this whiskey I stumble into the bathroom and throw up on the toilet lid. I am not exaggerating when I say I woke up feeling and smelling like death. I'm pretty sure I am going to have to pay for a new bathroom at ASU.

forget alcohol, smoke weed instead.

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[Nikolan]

a couple of days ago i drank (quite a bit) of scotch and ended up sleeping on a friends couch and when i woke up i couldnt remember where i was

i hate alcohol

[Bravo]

I agree, I'm done with alcohol. I did some stupid loving stuff last night.

It was my school's winter formal and I didn't buy a ticket but got hammered and went on the party bus down to where it was, and I climbed up on this 10ft tall ATM and yelled "forget YOUR FORMAL!".  I was too drunk to get down and run away so by the time I jumped the staff were already surrounding me. I have to serve 2 hours of detention every Wednesday till the end of the month now.

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[Tezuni 2.0]

should have drank more, lol  

i generally like alcohol better, you just have to know your limits

[nickpb1]

should have drank more, lol 

i generally like alcohol better, you just have to know your limits

Just because you are unable to get high lol dude look at this

That is dry vomit on my shorts and I had to throw my shirt away because nothing could clean that stuff

[CreamTurk3y]

Just because you are unable to get high lol dude look at this
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That is dry vomit on my shorts and I had to throw my shirt away because nothing could clean that stuff

Ewwwwww

[D3ATH LORD]

Just because you are unable to get high lol dude look at this
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That is dry vomit on my shorts and I had to throw my shirt away because nothing could clean that stuff

Didn't think vomit was that bad. Then again, it is stomach acid.

[mod-man]

can we get this video? sounds like a hoot

[sorrel]

can we get this video? sounds like a hoot

[Bisjac]

what exactly is the problem with sluts? i mean if you dont want to date a girl, then her being slutty is just right lol

also getting drunk is way way loving more fun then smoking pot.

[Mariofan1701]

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just like how you thought you got a girl pregnant

bravo

[nickpb1]

what exactly is the problem with sluts? i mean if you dont want to date a girl, then her being slutty is just right lol

also getting drunk is way way loving more fun then smoking pot.

Nothing is wrong with sluts lol, and I agree it's more fun

can we get this video? sounds like a hoot

No lol, I also fall face first onto the hood of a car 3 times and 10 minutes of the video is me singing while laying on a sidewalk

[Frontrox]

a couple of days ago i drank (quite a bit) of scotch and ended up sleeping on a friends couch and when i woke up i couldnt remember where i was

i hate alcohol

I got drunk on new years and all I remember is everyone slapping me repeatedly lol.

[weaver123]

also getting drunk is way way loving more fun then smoking pot.

Yep. On my birthday my best friend and me got hammered and played guitar. Some lady (my cousin's friend) like 10 years older than us showed us her titties, she had nipple rings. Last thing I remember from that night is throwing up in the shower. The next day I woke up on the sofa on the deck. I didn't have a hangover either, so we just rocked out all day again.

Weed was ruined for me because my sister's roommate gave me some chronic that was laced. I had pretty bad anxiety because I thought I was melting. Ever since then I've had a weed phobia.

[Eryk]

College in America is stuff.

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