Author Topic: My computer is probably possessed  (Read 1245 times)

Hey blogland forums, today I post this topic to bring to attention a very particular issue with my computer.

No, this does not belong in the PC megathread because as far as I've been told, it's unfixable.

But still, the issue itself freaks me out and is incredibly annoying.

Anyways, every once in a while my computer will start to freeze itself up. A few seconds every few minutes, and then it gets more frequent.
Once a minute. Five times a minute. Until the damn thing is nearly unusable.

But not only is it doing that, it also forgets with the graphics on the screen. The most prevalent example of this is my cursor.

The cursor itself has very erratic behaviour, sometimes it'll change based on what your mouse is over and sometimes it won't.

Don't believe any of this? Well here's the most common permutation of my cursor when typing:



It's cyan, red, and I'm pretty sure it's leaving parts of the pixels themselves fully unlit. This pattern doesn't change at all, but it does take even more disturbing forms.

For example, the hand cursor.



And some common Paint.NET cursors.



I took those photos with my webcam, as it won't show up when you take an actual screenshot.

Think it couldn't get weirder? you were wrong

Sometimes, when you click on something that has that "give this program admin priveledges" popup happen, the screen will flash white with red squares of various intensities literally cascading down the screen.

I've created this picture to show you what it looks like, as I haven't been able to get it on film, my camera has horrible exposure controls.



And they would be sliding down the screen and some of them would flash randomly.

I'm seriously not kidding one bit here, this is freaky stuff.

I would assume its an issue with your GPU or monitor
How long has this been occurring

ummm
Probably a broken and old, used screen.
As you said, it doesn't show up when you take a screenshot, so it has to be a monitor problem.
« Last Edit: February 10, 2014, 09:42:28 PM by Renderman »

give it a bath in salt water

Open up the computer a pour holy water on the motherboard.

Please consult your local Catholic minister for proper exorcism rites.  Faith and prayer are the best cleansing tools at your arsenal currently.

Please wear your baptism cross, or any other suitable blessed cross, at all times, especially when near the daemon-possessed machine.

sounds like an issue with your gpu. when the gpu in one of my old computers died it did some freaky stuff like making plaid patterns on everything

its an issue with your GPU or monitor
Yep. Mind posting specs for both?

I can Perform a cheap exorcism on your computer for only 2.99
It should eradicate any unwanted zombie ghosts haunting your computer.

what gpu? also does it get really hot?

maybe it's just your pc?




what gpu? also does it get really hot?
GeForce GTX 560. Average temp: 35C.

The monitor itself is old, but as I said the computer itself actually freezes, so there's no possibility of it being the monitor.

Open up the computer a pour holy water on the motherboard.
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