really forgeten scared

[Electro]

okay there's this van going house to house down my neighborhood, he lightly knocked on my door, instinctively, I grabbed my aluminum bat, but he left and went to the next house, and is going house to house. I called the police, but they are searching the neighborhood.

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[Legoboss]

open your door and greet him so you can enjoy the rough brown town

[jonnyman5656]

open your door and greet him so you can enjoy the rough brown town

No just no.

[Muslim]

why the forget are you freaking out its just a guy in a van probably looking for someone

[Legoboss]

No just no.

Ugh you're right! I can't believe I said that, here let me rephrase

open your door and greet him so you can enjoy the brown town, but bring lube, he most likely doesn't have any.

[Camel]

he could be, you know, polling people?

then again considering your response he could be an alien, too. better safe than sorry!!

[ChickenMaster]

i feel sorry for missionaries and delivery men if your instinctive response is to grab a bat

[Night Fox]

this must be that paranoia you were talking about

[Legoboss]

i feel sorry for missionaries and delivery men if your instinctive response is to grab a bat

"Hello sir how are you do-"
"OW forget STOP iT stuff"

[Camel]

i feel sorry for missionaries and delivery men if your instinctive response is to grab a bat

"hello, i'd like to talk to you about skull injuries"

[Blockzillahead]

the nsa found your browsing history

[Frankie²]

even if it is some guy polling people, doing that at this time is sketchy as forget
good on you for calling the cops
my dad got some dudes arrested cause they were selling floor cleaner at 10 o'clock once

[Camel]

the nsa found your browsing history

they went door to door so


he must live near mr man too

[Brickmaster]

you called the police because of a guy going door to door in a van? plus, he lightly knocked. you overreacted lol.

"Hello sir how are you do-"
"OW forget STOP iT stuff"

"hi can we borrow your lawnmower"
"I'M CALLING THE POLICE AND I AM PHONING THE PRESIDENT. YOU'RE DEAD KIDDO."

[Blockzillahead]

they went door to door so


he must live near mr man too

everyone in his neighbor hood is a dirty internet rat