Valentines Day 2014 <33333

[plad101]

Valentines day is coming up? okay let me just go buy rope a stool and google how to make a noose.

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[dudeman162]

[Nitro_Weavile]

Gonna be alone in the evening while my parents go out, should biy tissues and chocolate stuff while.im at work.

[sir dooble]

Visiting a University Open Day in Wales on saturday, but due to the early start we need to head up and stay the night tomorrow.

So, I'm sharing a room with my parents in a travelodge on Valentines Day. :/

[Blockguy345]

i'm thinking about asking someone out but idk how to

[Yosher]

i'm thinking about asking someone out but idk how to

Well first you walk up to them and then you ask if they want to go on a date with you. Might sound a little weird on its own though, so try to start a conversation first.

This is coming from a guy who's never had a date/girlfriend before, so don't take this advice as 100% guaranteed success. This is how I'd do it though, if there were any attractive girls in my school to begin with.

[Cookiez664]

i ordered some chocolates and put a note in a girls locker, i know so cliche but she's pretty and i think maybe later on this year after all my sports end I'll ask her out

[Mouse droidz 21]

I cri evry teim
ah forget it. most girls like my accent but i have never been asked out.

[Nonnel]

Giving flowers to all 75 girls is my grade cause I'm the pusillanimous individual destroyer

damn thirsty af

[Bisjac]

Well first you walk up to them and then you ask if they want to go on a date with you. Might sound a little weird on its own though, so try to start a conversation first.

This is coming from a guy who's never had a date/girlfriend before, so don't take this advice as 100% guaranteed success. This is how I'd do it though, if there were any attractive girls in my school to begin with.

nooooo dont use the word "date". you never even speak that word until shes a girlfriend.
till then its lets "hang out" lets "do something"

[Yosher]

nooooo dont use the word "date". you never even speak that word until shes a girlfriend.
till then its lets "hang out" lets "do something"

Oh yeah that's actually way better.

[Cookiez664]

i'm thinking about asking someone out but idk how to

mangos step by step tutorial on asking girls out:

we all know asking girls out (Except a few) can be painful. its hard right!??!@ well buddy-o it's actually pretty easy. follow these steps:

1. make yourself look presentable ALL the time before asking a girl out
2. keep goo hygiene
3. always be humble, caring, and forgiving, don't be like "yo batch go make me a sandwich" or if someone asks you to pick up something don't be like "hey do it yourself" you look like a jerk
4. always start up conversations with the special someone
5. ALWAYS know this special someone very well
6. don't date anyone you look like a hoe yo
7. make sure your claiming your ground with friends, don't let them steal yo girl! let them know you're interested, and if your friends go ahead and date this special someone, screw them. bust em'
8. ALWAYS be on a look out for her, say hi everyday but not every time you see her
9. act natural around her
10. be sure that she knows you're not a friend
11. don't ever, ever, let her see you staring at her booty. cuz let me tell you her body is something she will protect, don't expect to be hugging on her anytime soon unless she's a slut then u don't want aids
12. try to be nice all the time
13. pick up things for her
14. be nice to OTHER girls too, and guys
15. when you think it's about time, go up to her calmly it's obvious your gonna sweat, your pits will be wet, it takes more balls to ask a girl out than to play football
16. ask her nicely if you want to hang out, as mentioned above asking to date is definitely a turner-offer-way-of-not-getting-her-as-your-girl-friend.
17. don't be like "She said no but I'm cool", it's perfectly okay to express feelings!

Things to do before asking her out:
1. Stay fit
2. don't be a slob




good luck mate!

[Gumba Jonny]

no you guys have it all wrong you just need to go up to her grab her by the face and smash into it nosefirst and slobber all over it
it's how i got all of my valentine vs

[carolcat]

i'm going to spend it avoiding all of the creeper dudes at school and then i have to do a color guard for the valentine's day coronation. no one should dare disturb it.

[Frankie²]

nothing :c