Yeah you have internet
Yeah are you cheatin'? :P
1. "I do wish we could chat longer, but... I'm having an old friend for dinner. Bye." -Silence of the Lambs
2. "We got no food, we got no jobs... our PETS' HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!" -Dumb & Dumber
3. "Housekeeping, you want me fluff pillow?" -Tommy Boy
All answered by crunk.