The Freakin' Friend Zone

[sorrel]

tipping intensifies

Tip... Tip... Tip... Friendzoned!

[Ad Bot]

[Boink!]

The sentences above the one above me, gentlemen.

what

[Johnny Blockhead]

Who said I needed a girlfriend? And what do you mean I'm too young? Tell that to my elementary school, some people had GF'S/BF'S in 4th/5th grade. And I don't want to brag about kissing or loving one other, that doesn't make any sense to me.

I ask you this.
I am the same age as you same grade.
Why the hell would you want a girlfriend?

[Hansome duded]

what

I don't know why I said gentlemen, I sorta zoned out thinking about this topic and typed something random.

[DestroyerOfBlocks]

the fedora stuff comes from okcupid where a lot of "classy gentlemen" would wear them and say stuff like my lady and in general be handicapped and obnoxious

needless to say a lot of them did not succeed on their quest for women and now cry and wank together in the "friendzone"

also i forgot to mention this was then corrupted into a catch-all way to express your dislike of someones opinions

[XR-7]

The first girl I legitimately liked was when I was in 7th grade. Never told her or anyone else though, just like all of them.

[bloody jumper]

Who said I needed a girlfriend? And what do you mean I'm too young? Tell that to my elementary school, some people had GF'S/BF'S in 4th/5th grade. And I don't want to brag about kissing or loving one other, that doesn't make any sense to me.

Then why are you bringing it up? Anyway it seems that you are distressed by being placed in the Friend Zone. It just seems like you seek something more than being just friends with "Jasmine"

[ZombiLoin]

most people use the fedora meme to make fun of a totally unrelated reddit meme.

also, it's used most of the time to dismiss valid argument and opinions when people don't have an ability to retort. que the replies calling me a fedora wearer.

[Renderman]

i still dont know what the joke even means

im pretty clueless her-

most people use the fedora meme to make fun of a totally unrelated reddit meme.

also, it's used most of the time to dismiss valid argument and opinions when people don't have an ability to retort. que the replies calling me a fedora wearer.

oh

[bloody jumper]

most people use the fedora meme to make fun of a totally unrelated reddit meme.

also, it's used most of the time to dismiss valid argument and opinions when people don't have an ability to retort. que the replies calling me a fedora wearer.

Ah, thank you.

[Hansome duded]

I ask you this.
I am the same age as you same grade.
Why the hell would you want a girlfriend?

Why the hell would I want a girlfriend? Why do people get massages? It feels GOOD. I'm sure Jasmine would say the same thing back. I mean, it's someone who LOVES you other than your family members, giving you more of a meaning in the world.

[Kimono]

So after a few months, I decided to give her the most sincerest form of flattery(lolnotreally): A love letter.

oh stuff

its not??

god help me

[Johnny Blockhead]

Why the hell would I want a girlfriend? Why do people get massages? It feels GOOD. I'm sure Jasmine would say the same thing back. I mean, it's someone who LOVES you other than your family members, giving you more of a meaning in the world.

ugh
no it doesn't

[Hansome duded]

Then why are you bringing it up? Anyway it seems that you are distressed by being placed in the Friend Zone. It just seems like you seek something more than being just friends with "Jasmine"

I didn't NEED one, it's not necessary to live without one.

[Mariofan1701]

im almost 15, I have a gf but I dont let it cloud my vision, I focus on my grades, I focus on important things. thats that